[Impala64ssa]

He kinda evokes an anQUEEFa vibe, looks like a typical "keep Austin weird" type, he doesn't look like the "steroetypical" anti lockdown protester so this story likely won't get much mileage

[cuban leaf]

Am I a bad person because I laughed at that headline? ;)

[jz638]

At least they caught the wet bandit.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Ben Mankiewicz ?
 

[caltaxed]

"Officials say the "intentional and reckless action" by Hicks could have caused the park ranger to hit his head as he fell, becoming unconscious in water deep enough for him to drown."

Attempted Murder?

[Kickass Conservative]

>>>Hicks was in jail Friday with bail set at $7,500<<<

A Bail-bondsman will get him out of Jail for about $750.

Outrageous. His Bail should be at least $100,000. I'm sure the DNC Media will use this to attack all the uppity Citizens protesting Home Detention.

[dfwgator]

I guess Right-Wing “Nazis” ain’t what they used to be.

[ifinnegan]

He shouldn’t’ve run.

He should have come up saying, sorry man, it’s an accident.

[antidemoncrat]

He better hope there is no jail time because of this. Those o;d timers would love his tender butt.

[Kickass Conservative]

Never heard the term “attempted assault”.

Wouldn’t that term be used if the guy completely missed the Officer and did a swan dive into the Lake?

You know, if he had a Maxwell Smart “missed it by that much” moment.

[NorthWoody]

Ooh, it’s escalating.

A government operative with a badge gets shoved off a dock while enforcing an unconstitutional order.

What will tomorrow bring?

[DesertRhino]

People are pushing back at the retarded communist Chinese social distancing enforcers.

[DannyTN]

Walker Texas Ranger would have kicked the fuzz off that jerk’s face.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“Here! Hold Muh Beer!”

[Husker24]

Ohh well.

[butlerweave]

It must have been a Snowflake that invented social distancing

[CodeToad]

Good for him! Government will always stay out of control until it becomes painful for them otherwise.

[grey_whiskers]

Officials say the "intentional and reckless action" by Hicks could have caused the park ranger to hit his head as he fell, becoming unconscious in water deep enough for him to drown. Hicks was in jail Friday with bail set at $7,500.

But nothing ever happened to the officials who murdered children at Waco.

Know your place, serfs.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Could have been worse. They could have been barbecuing instead of smoking and drinking. In Comrade De Blasio’s NYC you can be accosted for barbecuing by the NYC Storm Troopers but you can drink, smoke weed, rob, murder, etc. as long as you are properly social distancing.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Just looking at the picture tells me that this will not be Brandon’s last mug shot....he exudes stupid.

[semaj]

The ranger could have hit his head, become unconscious and possibly drowned. The assailant should be charged with attempted possible murder. /sarc