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Joe Biden's Witch Hunt: Which Witch will he Pick?
FreeRepublic ^ | April 9, 2020 | All of us

Posted on 04/09/2020 8:07:20 AM PDT by Jess Kitting

With Bernie dropping out of the race and Joe Biden as the Dem's "presumptive nominee," inquiring minds are turning to the next question: "Whom will the old man select as his VP?"

Biden has promised he will choose a female running mate, not that he even remembers saying that, but the Dem establishment will insist on it.

Questions arise as to who the lucky woman will be. What characteristics will qualify her?

1. Does she have to be able to "run" in the traditional sense, as in being physically capable of running, like away from a wild animal?

2. Does she have to be female in the traditional sense, as in having two X chromosomes?

3. How many intersectional boxes will she have to check? Non-male, Non-Christian, Non-White, Non-straight . . .

4. How Pink does she have to be? Socialist, Marxist, Communist?

5. How loud can she screech?

What do you think, Freepers? Which witch will Joe pick?

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To: USS Alaska

Joe had better WORK!


41 posted on 04/09/2020 9:45:59 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Jess Kitting

Great line. Superb.


42 posted on 04/09/2020 9:49:55 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: MrEdd
Willie Brown’s Mistress.

She’s unelectable but she’ll give the best

She always puts out 100%.

43 posted on 04/09/2020 9:53:01 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Jess Kitting
He won't make it till November.


44 posted on 04/09/2020 9:59:12 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

So true. Thanks for the reminder. Too many sub humans have taken over the republic and the press.


45 posted on 04/09/2020 10:06:25 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: Jess Kitting
In an effort to recapture Biden's 2008-2016 'glory years', ol' Joe will pick Representative Hank Johnson:

********** BIDEN-JOHNSON **********
Because Guam doesn't deserve to capsize!

46 posted on 04/09/2020 10:26:48 AM PDT by Who is John Galt? ("You dog-faced pony soldier!")
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To: Jess Kitting
How many intersectional boxes will she have to check? Non-male, Non-Christian, Non-White, Non-straight . . .

Forgot one: Nonsensical

47 posted on 04/09/2020 11:40:42 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
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