Posted on 04/09/2020 8:07:20 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
With Bernie dropping out of the race and Joe Biden as the Dem's "presumptive nominee," inquiring minds are turning to the next question: "Whom will the old man select as his VP?"
Biden has promised he will choose a female running mate, not that he even remembers saying that, but the Dem establishment will insist on it.
Questions arise as to who the lucky woman will be. What characteristics will qualify her?
1. Does she have to be able to "run" in the traditional sense, as in being physically capable of running, like away from a wild animal?
2. Does she have to be female in the traditional sense, as in having two X chromosomes?
3. How many intersectional boxes will she have to check? Non-male, Non-Christian, Non-White, Non-straight . . .
4. How Pink does she have to be? Socialist, Marxist, Communist?
5. How loud can she screech?
What do you think, Freepers? Which witch will Joe pick?
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Hitlery, for best choice for a quick suicide...
Joe and Kamala will go out there and get slaughtered, then Andy is the presumptive nominee in 2024, with no great Republican candidate yet on the horizon.
Andy is Sonny - who got some of the family brains, whatever they had.
You may well be right.
I don’t see his NY schtick playing that well in the states that decide the election, but who knows in 4 years.
She is even less black than the Kenyan from Indonesia, most of her color comes from her Indian mother. Her Jamaican father is almost as white as I am.
That’s it. I got a chuckle, and it led me to think she is the one he expects to get the nod.
Duly noted; thanks.
"Would that make her the Hippo-POTUS?"
Music sting ...
I need some new tits,
Some to help win me the job,
Some that won’t demand too much,
Or Arkancide me.
I need some new tits
Who know how to speak
Who will cover for my gaffes
And look good in pink
Some that won’t make me nervous,
Wondering what to do
Some that don’t make me feel like running when Hillary’s standing near
When Hillary’s standing near!
Obama could not have usurped the office without the complete cooperation of the GOP.
They had a stable full of ineligibles they wanted to run, too.
Rubio, Jindal, Cruz, Haley and most importantly George P. Bush, all born of foreign nationals with more than ONE nationality at birth and NOT natural born citizens.
Oh C’mom! Don’t you think Joy Behar would be even better?!
Oprah. She can do her talk show from Joe’s basement while he serves as her comic relief second banana doing alzheimer jokes.The nation can run itself rather them having them muck it up
what if Biden chose Bernie?
Big Mike will pick Klobuchar.
Ol Joe sure locked himself into a pen full of sow pigs when he committed to a dem woman.
Whitmer. Harris brings nothing to the table. Biden will win Calif. w/o any help from Harris.
He needs Mich.
If he insists a minority female..Stacey Abrams.. Lord help us!
Any of the large black women.
Ya got the black, woman, man, trans, queer, married.
Checking so many boxes, hmmm?
He/she'd have joe panting in his...basement.
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