The Air Force Has Updated its Song to Be Gender-Neutral

military.com ^ | Feb. 27, 2020 | Oriana Pawlyk

[JoSixChip]

Looks like I lost that bet.

[treetopsandroofs]

I had (at least was paid) to attend a 3-hour class on this horseclinton.

It was very disturbing, fortunately at the end of the day, but went home feeling dirty and not wanting to do anything for a couple hours afterwards.

[jimfree]

Nothing can stop the Army Air Corps.

[Tudorfly]

My Buck Sargeant Army Air Corps B29 crew dad would not approve.

[dakine]

25+ years and never gave a $hit about that song.. Did anyone else actually care? Doubt it...

[Responsibility2nd]

Let me guess.

The broads in your HR department want all employees to be all inclusive and intersectionally aware.

[Terry L Smith]

Nuts! Just expletive expletive expletive expletive nuts!!

[Yo-Yo]

Here's the U.S. Air Force Song in it's full glory:

https://youtu.be/JP3whmQ_OZc

[gibsonguy]

Thank Obongo he forced the warriors out and replaced them with Nancy boys.

[Arones]

He was promoted February of 2017.

[rlmorel]

Chief Master Sergeant Wright "Enlisted Jesus" looks like he was a dental assistant. Don't know if he is a good guy or a political hire, but as a dental assistant, we could use him if we ever capture someone we need to get information out of.

INTERROGATOR: Tell us where they took our downed pilot!

JIHADI: Never! I'll never tell!

INTERROGATOR: Okay. You want to do it the hard way. (shouts down hallway) "GET 'ENLISTED JESUS' IN HERE!"

JIHADI: NO! NO! EVEN WITH ENLISTED JESUS I WILL NOT TALK!"

ENLISTED JESUS: Well, Ok. Here. (Picks up a Sickle Scaler, examines it, and puts it back down...mutters to himself) No. Not yet. (holds up a pair of cotton forceps, swings them from side to side while observing the Jihadi's reactions, then says quietly) We can use these for other things. Ahhh. (Picks up a Hollenback Carver, and his face assumes an evil knowing grin as he holds it in the field of view of the patient and speaks quietly) This will do. (Jihadi's face pales and breaks out in a cold sweat as Enlisted Jesus closes door)

JIHADI: (muffled screams heard from down the hall) NO! NO! NOT THAT! NO! NOT THE HOLLENBACK CARVER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[real saxophonist]

Anchors aweigh, my boys...
...,girls, men, women, cisgender, nongender, transgender, binary, nonbinary, LGBTQ, QRSTV, M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E...
Anchors aweigh...

[real saxophonist]

If anyone wonders what that is, it’s a fermata.

[Don Corleone]

Not “MY” old USAF.

[familyop]

Airpersons. LOL!

[fr_freak]

One word. Bravo Foxtrot deal.

It's not one word, my friend. It's one word at a time.

This is the attitude that has resulted in the mess we are in today. "It's just one little concession. What's the big deal?" Next thing you know, men in dresses use the girls' bathroom, men in dresses get to compete with women in sports, little boys get hormone injections to turn them into little girls, and transvestites read "Why faggotry is awesome" to little kids during storytime at the public library.

[originalbuckeye]

I went to that page. I have a request......could we please replace the NON-COMBATANT Bronze Star? It always just says Bronze Star. There is a JAG running in NC that touts his Bronze Star, which he received for organizing the courts in Iraq. I’m sure these types of people are giving their best in service, but non-combatant medals shouldn’t be on par with medals received for meritorious service on the battlefield. Rant over.

[originalbuckeye]

It is like Mayor Pete’s ads that tout his being ‘outside the wire’ when he was only ‘outside the wire’ to drive someone somewhere.

[Red Badger]

It should be renamed ‘star’ without the ‘bronze’ modifier..............

[skimbell]

Well I'm sure glad they took care of this.

It's been eatin' on my azz for a couple years now!