‘Start Your Day With Maximum Gay:’ Kellogg’s Launches LGBT Cereal

NewsBusters ^ | October 18, 2019 | Alexa Moutevelis Coombs

[o-n-money]

Now they will steal my idea for a straight male cereal: Woodies.

[Fireone]

Reminds me of the age old joke...”Queerios- Pour on milk, and they eat each other”

[Army Air Corps]

The film “Road to Wellville” explores some of the eccentricities of the Kelloggs.

[xp38]

Will Woody from Toy Story be the mascot?

[petro45acp]

Not too surprising coming from a company founded by a whacky, quacky, enema loving, naked-ice-water-swimming, holistic-treatment-of-the-day, burn the cereal...no wait, let’s sell it, “”health”” nut.

“...does thinking one is among the only sane people make one crazy...? (paraphrased, Will Smith I, Robot)

KYPD

[gundog]

Anyone familiar with the history of Kellogg’s and Battle Creek knows just how twisted this is.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3185011/What-Corn-Flakes-masturbation-common-Mr-Kellogg-believed-sexual-desires-caused-disease-invented-plain-cereal-stop-self-pleasuring.html

[I want the USA back]

I never thought watching companies go down in flames of insanity could be so much fun.

[piasa]

I was thinking a red headed woodpecker

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

All we need now is for Kelloggs to take a position on the NBA’s China position. Wouldn’t it be grand.

[cotton]

When I was a kid they sold a container of one serving boxes of different cereals. The boxes opened at the large side and you added milk and sugar and ate right out of the box. I was a little kid and did not know this was gay, thought it was fun!

[Obadiah]

As the world descends into sheer madness, the question remains:

Just how are people who practice homosexuality discriminated against? Just how are people who engage in homosexuality not "equal"?

Or is this really all about trying to destroy the Christian concept that the practice of homosexuality is an abomination to the living God? Are these people not really raging against God and demanding that they must be allowed to do what is right in their own eyes without the condemnation of their own conscience?

[Tucker39]

Maybe with self-deprecation, eeeevuuunn.

[dsrtsage]

Cylinder shaped chocolate puffs with little bits on corn in them?

[grobdriver]

Damn.

I guess I've eaten my last box of Frosted Flakes.

[cgbg]

Having _that_ discussion with my wife right now.

_No_ _Kelloggs_ ever.

Get woke, go broke!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

That’s it.

[mjp]

GLAAD’s John McCourt said, “The All Together cereal encompasses the values of diversity, equality, and solidarity that Spirit Day is all about, and we hope that LGBTQ youth everywhere receive the messages loud and clear.”

I approve that message

[CtBigPat]

Here ya go!

Schmitts Gay - SNL

While we're on the subject of cereal...

Colon Blow - SNL

[Skywise]

That looks more like a hippy cereal to me!

[setter]

My SIL brother is gay. We spent a week with them. The food they prepared was incredible. Right out of a food magazine.

Gays would not be caught dead eating cereal. Cereal is for obese rednecks.