Posted on 09/18/2019 6:21:58 AM PDT by artichokegrower
LoL
These satires from The Onion always make me chuckle.
Yesterday Rush read an article by a Trump-hating lib who has seen the light when it comes to public education. He took his kids out of public school and they’re enrolled in private school where learning is required. (He still hates Trump, but may be starting on a good path if he’s able to use logic.)
My sister has been teaching middle school kids math for 40 years. She says this year’s crop surpasses all others in stupidity and complete inability to reason, comprehend basics, or retain anything. She can work on 50% is the same as one-half and one-half plus one-half equals the whole, but at the end of the week they still can not grasp it.
Obama just bought himself a high-dollar mansion on Martha’s Vineyard, 200 feet from the ocean, and a few feet above sea level. If he is not worried about glo-bull warming and rising sea levels, why should we!
See, that’s the problem right there. They don’t have to work to feed themselves.
Note to self: On Friday, switch the Engine Management System in my 392 Hemi Challenger over to “Track” for the day, and wind it out to at least 4k rpm every time before shifting.
When I was his age the biggest fear perpetrated on California youth was that California would break off and sink into the Pacific!
As the song by SHANGO said..
Where can you go,
When there’s no San Francisco!
Better get ready to tie up the boat.
In Idaho.
If we ALL sign up does each of us get a trophy? /S
Then Steely Dan would go back to Annandale.
I wish all of my life’s problems had come to me when I was a teenager who knew everything.
And my cows fart good.
I never take a stand on ANY serious issue before consulting with at least one 13 year old little girl.
‘This kid seems to have no ambition to be a contributing member of society. She’s just a wannabe leech and do-gooder.’
time for the annual sarcasm meter tuneup...
If the people you support take control you will be told where you may live, you will be assigned to the kind of work for which they deem you suited, and you can forget about those coffee shops...breeding grounds for discontent among the masses!
Oh...forgot the used book stores...only APPROVED books.
Proof propaganda works
People who spend copious amounts of time in coffee shops at the age of 25 are called “welfare recipients”. :)
You are more likely to die of a OD of what every Illicit drug you are on. Even crossing the street is more dangerous than a little ozone.
Idiocy. Equivalent of child soldiering.
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