Washington-Post: Beto Tried to Feed His Wife a Turd

kprc radio ^ | Mar 20, 2019 | Ken Webster jr

[SaveFerris]

Wow, what a dork. Keeping that one.

[Reily]

Agree about AOC! Her shtick is getting old!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Exactly.

And you might forgive her one, little, teeny diaper transgression.

And you could make it all up to her by running for and becoming President.

Beto is weird.

[SaveFerris]

Stick a fork in Beto - he’s done.

By the hand of the Washington ComPost no less (What I did there, did you see it?)

[dp0622]

HONESTLY THOUGH, I would think she’s lost her freaking mind!!!

I’d be afraid to sleep in the same house, unless it was a separate room with a locked door. And an alarm. And a Glock in my hand.

I’ve seen Baby Jane.

This is up there with dead animals on the dinner plate!!

[SaveFerris]

You must admit, he skateboards like you would expect a Kennedy to skateboard, though.

[dp0622]

Well Samuel Adams’ new beer is dedicated to RBG.

So they just lost a million customers.

Can’t fix stupid.

[Peter ODonnell]

It’s just the same old same old, Democrat male politicians having trouble keeping it in their pants.

[Pearls Before Swine]

This is up there with dead animals on the dinner plate!!

That reminds me of a story. Maybe another time.

[dead]

[shanover]

What qualifies as a presidential candidate is now the level of freaks in society.

[Grampa Dave]

The Post is printing these stories for a reason.
The Post must view him as an utterly unsalvageable lightweight. They are clearing the decks for somebody.

The Post for decades has gotten info about usually republicans and some dems from the CIA/???/Deep State.

They either call the person with the dirty past and show them what else they have inside the Compost’s basement with minimal if any furniture.

Then, the person with the dirty past has 2 options:

#1. He/she/it does whatever the Deep State ops want it to do.

#2. Or He/she/it retires to spend more time with their families and leaves DC and politics.

Beto is too dumb to decide on #1 or #2.

So the Compost releases the data on him like they did with Gray Beaver’s lack of Indian DNA data.

[Grampa Dave]

BOL!

[piasa]

Maybe he’s trying to capitalize on the popularity of the pile o’ poop emoticon among millennials.

[doorgunner69]

the Washington Post suggests Beto O'Rourke is some kind of fecalfeliac, obsessed with playing with the feces of others

The WaPo does not get out to the Bay area all that much? Apparently common behavior there.

[ManHunter]

Let’s face it, MasterBeto is nucking futs!

[ElkGroveDan]

a new report from the Washington Post suggests Beto O'Rourke is some kind of fecalfeliac, obsessed with playing with the feces of others

That one has flashing red lights all over it that scream closet homo.

[RinaseaofDs]

This computes, given what’s been out there about B. Obama, and that both the former first lady, and the current PM of NZ are both sporting the wrong bits of wedding tackle, and that there is ample photo evidence of the same.

Deviants seem to gravitate to national politics. Who knows why?

[dancusa]

Beto is a K-Mart Kennedy offering his wife a piece of his “Mind”.

[Carriage Hill]

Heck, she should have smelled that plate coming 50ft away.