Posted on 03/21/2019 11:25:43 AM PDT by Red Badger
Did Beto O'Rourke do something to piss off the liberal media?
Last week Reuters released a report detailing how the Presidential hopeful wrote an article about how he enjoys murdering people back when he was a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow hacker organization. More specifically, he said all women are "sluts" who have "AIDS" and he felt obligated to warn the local "Nazi skins" community about this information.
How a new report from the Washington Post suggests Beto O'Rourke is some kind of fecalfeliac, obsessed with playing with the feces of others.
Fox News reports:
Democratic presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke attempted to play a practical joke on his wife by telling her that a turd he plucked from one of their children's diapers was an avocado, a friend of the couple told The Washington Post.
A gauzy profile of the couple that was published Tuesday and titled "Are Amy and Beto O'Rourke the future of politics?" described the former congressman as an "impulsive and puckish" character who proposed to his future wife on April Fool's Day.
Neither Beto nor Amy O'Rourke would confirm the baby poop story, though neither denied it and The Post reported that O'Rourke told the paper it sounded like something he would do. The O'Rourkes have three children: Ulysses, Molly, and Henry. It was not clear which child supplied the raw material for the reported prank.
The Post report also said that O'Rourke deployed a remote-controlled cockroach in the family kitchen and attempted to scare his wife in the shower, a la Anthony Perkins in the 1960 Alfred Hitchcock classic, "Psycho."
Beto's campaign has quickly become riddled with publicity issues. Besides writing an essay about murdering people and trying to feed his wife feces, he was also recently accused of objectifying her in a sexist and misogynistic manner.
Almost immediately after O'Rourke threw his hat into the ring, he was criticized for saying that his wife has raised their three children "sometimes with my help" at multiple campaign stops in Iowa.
O'Rourke said the criticism of his "ham-handed" attempt to highlight his wife's work in their marriage was "right on."
"Not only will I not say that again, but I will be much more thoughtful in the ways that I talk about my marriage," he said.
So if you're looking for a guy who objectifies his wife, plays with other people's feces and writes murder porn fantasies, Beto is your guy!
Don’t laugh. Beto has a constituency. He understands the core of the Democratic Party, their habits and appetites.
He was the Hollywood candidate against Cruz. They gave the money and buddies in the MSM the air coverage. Couldnt beat Cruz. Hes yesterdays bad story.
Sicko O’Rourke.
Hes a real jerk but this isnt some kind of sick fetish. Hes just a (bad) practical joker and all around dumb frat guy type.
This is ridiculous. As a serious candidate for the US presidency, O’Rourke certainly has a long and distinguished career to focus on without these attacks on his personal life...
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... Any day now... Distinguished record of accomplishments
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... whenever you’re ready Beto.
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BETO.
He couldn’t even beat the man that Trump beat. So now he thinks he can beat Trump?
What a loser.
So let’s see, it’s him, some old white lady who thinks she’s an Indian, a communist demagogue, a communist barista, the old hag who lost last time, and a creepy old guy who likes to fondle children.
I don’t know, too close to call.
Does beta eat pica too?
Bozo tried to feed voters a turd
The leftist media knows that this man is an embarrassment. May as well destroy him now, as later.
okay, I won’t laugh.. (but suppressing it is very difficult....)
smile smile smile
“this is gonna really help this D candidate with the womens lib vote”
They’ll vote the way they’re told to vote...and will like it.
After skateboarding without a helmet and loving your cow, real men dont need a hankerchief:
With a cherry on top a la Nasty Nancy?
hum...........?
interesting...
The Left’s New Narcissists
American Spectator ^ | March 20, 2019 | Paul Kengor
Posted on 3/20/2019, 2:09:46 PM by Twotone
Last week, Beto ORourke, who in November lost his bid to be a U.S. senator from Texas, announced to America with great excitement that hes running for president of the United States. A beaming Beto left the unmistakable impression that he could not wait to run for our benefit as well as his. Here was a grandiose opportunity to bestow the gift of his person upon the eagerly awaiting masses.
Beto ORourkes announcement promised nothing less than a moment of truth provided in the form of Beto ORourke. Practically hopping out of his seat, with his wife aside him on the verge of shaking pom-poms, the giddy, gushing 46-year-old proclaimed it a defining moment of truth for this country. He exudes a steady certainty that the electorate will not be able to get enough of him. Part childish, part girlish, he smacks of an American version of Justin Trudeau i.e., a train-wreck.
But Beto doesnt seem to see himself that way. He looks in the mirror, or the nearest camera, and he discerns that voters will not be able to take their eyes off him, just as they cannot take their eyes off Miss Democratic Socialist, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Beto and AOC are two shiny kids in the lefts ideological candy-store, clamoring for attention among the progressive kiddies who fawn over them like prom-king and prom-queen. They bask in the attention.
(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.org
https://spectator.org/a-soaring-democratic-primary-a-thing-of-beauty-to-behold/
Sounds like the democrat candidates are in a contest to show who is the most weird or demonic.
These stories are hysterical. I’m starting to like this guy, not for President. But can you imagine him touring with Milo? I’d pay some bucks to see these two guys debate policy, society, etc. Milo has a more serious message, but Beto would be a great foil!
Wait till he makes the claim that he can multiply turds.
Yes, he can!
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