Posted on 03/21/2019 11:25:43 AM PDT by Red Badger
Did Beto O'Rourke do something to piss off the liberal media?
Last week Reuters released a report detailing how the Presidential hopeful wrote an article about how he enjoys murdering people back when he was a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow hacker organization. More specifically, he said all women are "sluts" who have "AIDS" and he felt obligated to warn the local "Nazi skins" community about this information.
How a new report from the Washington Post suggests Beto O'Rourke is some kind of fecalfeliac, obsessed with playing with the feces of others.
Fox News reports:
Democratic presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke attempted to play a practical joke on his wife by telling her that a turd he plucked from one of their children's diapers was an avocado, a friend of the couple told The Washington Post.
A gauzy profile of the couple that was published Tuesday and titled "Are Amy and Beto O'Rourke the future of politics?" described the former congressman as an "impulsive and puckish" character who proposed to his future wife on April Fool's Day.
Neither Beto nor Amy O'Rourke would confirm the baby poop story, though neither denied it and The Post reported that O'Rourke told the paper it sounded like something he would do. The O'Rourkes have three children: Ulysses, Molly, and Henry. It was not clear which child supplied the raw material for the reported prank.
The Post report also said that O'Rourke deployed a remote-controlled cockroach in the family kitchen and attempted to scare his wife in the shower, a la Anthony Perkins in the 1960 Alfred Hitchcock classic, "Psycho."
Beto's campaign has quickly become riddled with publicity issues. Besides writing an essay about murdering people and trying to feed his wife feces, he was also recently accused of objectifying her in a sexist and misogynistic manner.
Almost immediately after O'Rourke threw his hat into the ring, he was criticized for saying that his wife has raised their three children "sometimes with my help" at multiple campaign stops in Iowa.
O'Rourke said the criticism of his "ham-handed" attempt to highlight his wife's work in their marriage was "right on."
"Not only will I not say that again, but I will be much more thoughtful in the ways that I talk about my marriage," he said.
So if you're looking for a guy who objectifies his wife, plays with other people's feces and writes murder porn fantasies, Beto is your guy!
As I read it, it was more of a puree than a solid lump. Supposed to be an avocado, nyuk, nyuk. “Beto, honey, are you sure this is fresh?”
He is the man!!
Sounds like your average democrat pol from the kennedy-dodd wing.
So he has that in common with what the Democrat party is trying to feed the USA.
Hey Beto, come on over for some Mountain Dew...
this is gonna really “help” this D candidate with the women’s lib vote
She he physically mixed it. it wasn’t disgusting enough before.
“Beto, this guacamole tastes like $hit””
Well, that settles it. I’m going right down to the courthouse and change my affiliation to democrat. I’m convinced he’s the go-to guy, and he’s got my vote!
Don't laugh, I truly think it will.
Sounds like a birthday treat in San Fagsicko.................
Might be a new record in and out of the presidential race in less than a week.
The leftist media knows that this man is an embarrassment. May as well destroy him now, as later.
boy have i got a disgusting story about an unintended incident to tell but this ain’t the board for it.
I think about it now and I get faint.
LGBTQQIPPZ + F
The Democrat field is too big, and too crazy.
We are now 18 months from an election, and the Democrat powers-that-be must have decided that its going to be a long and difficult task to clear all the weeds to pave the way for whomever they have anointed.
They have to start early, or freaks like Beto will drag then down in 2020.
Coming from the Washington Compost so I won’t relay any of this story.
Maybe he’ll be someone’s #2.
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