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2020 Democrats Running for President
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Posted on 02/27/2019 11:15:23 AM PST by Eleutheria5

Washington (CNN)The 2020 Democratic field is taking shape, with candidates revealing their intentions on a seemingly everyday basis. Here's a look at the Democrats who have thrown their hats into the ring. We're going to keep updating this list through the campaign season as candidates announce their intentions or drop their bids. Announced campaigns

Sen. Cory Booker.....

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Here they are, straight from the horse's arse. CNN lists them. Here I name them, after the style of those pint-sized blue Bolsheviks, the smurfs. Go ahead and amend or improve on my list. Let's have fun.

Cory Booker: Spartacus Smurf (a/k/a Brainless Smurf)

Julian Castro: Spanish Smurf

John Delaney: Corporate Smurf

Tulsi Gabard: Veteran Smurf

Kamala Harris: Surfer Smurf

Amy Klobuchar: Smurfette

Bernie Sanders: Papa Smurf

Elizabeth Warren: How Kimosavee Smurf

Marianne Williamson: Spiritual Smurf

Andrew Yang: Enterpreneurial Startup Smurf

Pete Buttigieg: Vanity Smurf

Kirsten Gillibrand: Nyohka Smurf

1 posted on 02/27/2019 11:15:23 AM PST by Eleutheria5
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2 posted on 02/27/2019 11:23:20 AM PST by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: Eleutheria5

is there anyone in the D party who’s running...

who is sane?
and not seditious, anti-American dangerous rat?

and not a baby-killer?
and not a gun-grabber-wannabe?

not entirely a rhetorical question, actually I’d love to see a sane Democrat in the running! it would help our country SO VERY MUCH ! (and imho all these traitor commies should be thrown in prison, with the key sent into the Kuiper asteroid belt)


3 posted on 02/27/2019 11:24:54 AM PST by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Eleutheria5

Kamala Harris is INELIGIBLE

and a POS.


4 posted on 02/27/2019 11:27:27 AM PST by treetopsandroofs
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To: Eleutheria5

Handicapping these:

Cory Booker: Leading the charge on Trump impeachment. That and the fact that he has essentially the same qualifications as Obama had means he stays in.

Julian Castro: Mayor to POTUS in one, giant leap? Nah, too big a stretch. He’s out.

John Delaney: “Corporate” is the Kiss of Death in the AOC-ized Democrat Party of 2020. He’s out.

Tulsi Gabard: Too pro-gun and has not supported gay marriage in the past. Definitely out!

Kamala Harris: High melanin level + a vagina assure she’ll be slugging it out all the way to the convention. She’s in.

Amy Klobuchar: Hillary Clinton’s personality with a Sarah Palin accent. Ugh! Definitely out!

Bernie Sanders: For whatever reason the Millenial kiddies who are pining away for socialism view him as their favorite uncle. The trends don’t favor owners of white penises this cycle, but I say he stays in.

Elizabeth Warren: The Fake Cherokee fiasco would appear to have dealt a death blow to her campaign. Unless banks do something amazingly stupid to p*ss people off and get them clamoring for public floggings of bankers at Yankee Stadium, she’s out.

Marianne Williamson: Who? You’ve got to be kidding. Out!

Andrew Yang: Out for the same reasons as John Delaney above.

Pete Buttigieg: I kind of wish he’d stay in if only for the fun of hearing talking heads say Buttigieg every day. But out for the same reason as Senor Castro.

Kirsten Gillibrand: As the least-worst looking female Democrat I can think if she likely stays in.


5 posted on 02/27/2019 11:32:59 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Eleutheria5
2020 Democrats Running for President

And there could be 500 more on top of that!
6 posted on 02/27/2019 11:35:56 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Those you named who will stay in, will stay in until Hellary tells them to go!


7 posted on 02/27/2019 11:40:05 AM PST by Reily
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Meaning Hellary will run and the others will genuflect & get in line!


8 posted on 02/27/2019 11:41:24 AM PST by Reily
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To: Slyfox
2020 Democrats Running for President

That many already?

9 posted on 02/27/2019 11:44:33 AM PST by arthurus (mdtyi)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Joe Biden is too much of an establishment stooge to count as out just yet.


10 posted on 02/27/2019 11:51:11 AM PST by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys all aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: Eleutheria5

The Dirty Dozen ,LOL


11 posted on 02/27/2019 11:57:01 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: VanDeKoik

It’s like that old movie: It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World, everyone chasing after the same prize and doing ridiculous, crazy things to get it.


12 posted on 02/27/2019 12:01:51 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: Eleutheria5

I wish I had the Photoshop skills to make an image of that. LOL!


13 posted on 02/27/2019 12:05:46 PM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: Reily

Hitlery is not a smurf, more like a smurf villainess. The hideous one who snorted like a pig, and wanted to make the smurfs into a beauty cream to improve her attractiveness.


14 posted on 02/27/2019 12:06:12 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: VanDeKoik

It would be worthy of Leonardo, or better yet Picasso.


15 posted on 02/27/2019 12:06:58 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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Biden's chances?

Once the dems went black, they won't go back.

16 posted on 02/27/2019 12:09:19 PM PST by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: Eleutheria5

What makes you think I think she is a smurf?


17 posted on 02/27/2019 12:10:50 PM PST by Reily
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To: Reily

Hillary barely lasted physically thru the 2016 campaign, I’m not sure she is well enough to even begin another one.


18 posted on 02/27/2019 12:18:42 PM PST by nascarnation
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To: Vigilanteman

I think SlowJoe is canvassing the Dem billionaire donors. If he gets the dough, his campaign will go.


19 posted on 02/27/2019 12:20:18 PM PST by nascarnation
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To: Reily

I don’t think Queen Hellary can just force people to the showers anymore. Huge numbers of Democrats actually BLAME her for the fact that Trump is President.

That and the implosion of her criminal foundation have most Dems reaching for the flush handle where the Clintons are concerned.


20 posted on 02/27/2019 12:31:13 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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