Bill Walton wants Barack Obama to be UCLA’s next head coach

NY Post ^ | 1-4-2018 | Noah Bressner

[Dahoser]

John Wooden, Larry Brown … Barack Obama?

UCLA basketball legend and analyst Bill Walton wants the program to aim high in its search for a new head coach — the highest office in the land, even. He said during a Thursday night ESPN broadcast that he wants the former president to take over at Pauley Pavilion.

[Huskrrrr]

Still wearing the Tye-dye shirts and smoking the hippy hay.

[neverevergiveup]

Walton has always been ‘out there’.

[Texas Eagle]

A) Who's Bill Walton

B) Never mind. I've already lost interest.

[dwg2]

Too much smoking the dope back in the day. He’s perpetually stoned.

[patriotfury]

Barrak Hussein 0 might take the job, if he can have Epstein as his head coach.

[fungoking]

He'll do for college basketball what he did for healthcare.

[patriotfury]

“... if he can have Epstein as his ASSISTANT COACH.”

What I meant to say.

[blueunicorn6]

Obama once missed like 56 shots in a row while shooting around.

[butlerweave]

Obama would patrol the Showers to see if anyone drops the soap

[Our man in washington]

Who knew Walton was a USC fan?

[stars & stripes forever]

[onedoug]

Then we’d all see what a miserable failure soebarkah really is.

[aquila48]

And he’s got diarrhea of the mouth. Don’t ever hand him a microphone - you’ll never get it back.

[Boiler Plate]

I do too! That way the PAC 12 can suck well into the middle of this century.

[jobim]

How about taking over the White Sox at old Kaminsky Park?

[Rummyfan]

Dumb idea for UCLA. Head coaches work long, hard hours...neither of which are traits ever displayed by Obama. Let alone factoring in competence.

Yes. Coaching, recruiting, it's a 7 x 24 x 365 job when you're at a major university. Obozo would never take the job.

[SoCal Pubbie]

I was going to post that as an SC fan, I’m all in favor of the idea.

[Rummyfan]

One of the Greatest CBB Players ever And one of the Biggest Douches Ever Can’t stand the guy.

You would think some of John Wooden would have rubbed off on him. But no.....

[Qiviut]

LOL! Valerie Jarrett would need to be assistant coach. And they would need a skybox for Barky’s mother-in-law.

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So what would The Mooch (Michael) be doing? Trainer for the team?

[Rummyfan]

How about taking over the White Sox at old Kaminsky Park?

Kaminsky Park, where the referees call the game, and though I, obozo, am a self-proclaimed lifelong White Sox fan, I cannot name one current or past player.