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1 posted on 12/13/2018 11:35:58 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts
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31 posted on 12/13/2018 12:06:46 PM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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I am hoping everyone on board had a heart.


32 posted on 12/13/2018 12:07:08 PM PST by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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If they four a human heart on the plane one of the passengers must not have been a democrat. They’re all heartless.


33 posted on 12/13/2018 12:16:41 PM PST by KosmicKitty (Opportunities multiply as they are seized.)
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The High Priest is getting forgetful in his old age.

36 posted on 12/13/2018 12:20:20 PM PST by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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Whoops!


42 posted on 12/13/2018 12:33:13 PM PST by DownInFlames (Galsd)
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It happens ALL THE TIME....the heart thing....

43 posted on 12/13/2018 12:33:56 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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Someone forgot their Mayan Devil Burning offering...


45 posted on 12/13/2018 12:52:26 PM PST by MrBambaLaMamba (Strangest civil war in history, only one side is shooting.)
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Soon, on EBay...

One human heart, used once.


46 posted on 12/13/2018 12:59:47 PM PST by TADSLOS (I wish Adam and Eve had been Cajuns. They would have ignored the apple and ate the snake.)
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Mr. Grinch; pick up the white courtesy phone please.


47 posted on 12/13/2018 1:10:34 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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Lucky it wasn’t in the seat next to the ‘service dog’


48 posted on 12/13/2018 1:43:57 PM PST by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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Perhaps it was someones comfort organ


49 posted on 12/13/2018 1:48:40 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term, “bypass”.


54 posted on 12/13/2018 3:08:41 PM PST by Rennes Templar (Trump: America First. Obama: Quran First. Clintons: Money First)
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Why is this guy not on the No Fly List?

55 posted on 12/13/2018 3:14:39 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
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SERIOUSLY!! ONE JOB TAKING A HUMAN HEART FROM A DEAD DONOR TO A LIVE PERSON!!! LOSER!!! FIRE HIM OR HER!!


58 posted on 12/13/2018 4:15:07 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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Those were my exact words to my dh when he read this to me earlier today! How could anyone mess this job up?


61 posted on 12/13/2018 6:00:39 PM PST by kalee
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“Attention: Please come to a white courtesy telephone if you notice you’re missing your heart”


62 posted on 12/13/2018 6:33:42 PM PST by catnipman ((Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!))
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True story...back in the late 80s I was flying on a United Express flight to a small town in Iowa. Probably 15 seat aircraft. Inside the back of the cabin was a thatched canvas "wall" and the luggage was behind that. The holes in the "thatch" were probably 5" by 5", so you could turn around and see in the luggage hold.

I was seated in the back of the plane, and right behind me was an Igloo cooler, and it was marked "Human Eyes". Just interesting thinking that for the medical miracle of what I presume would have been a cornea transplant, you need a $12 Igloo cooler to make it happen.

And even tho I was in the back row, I felt like somebody behind me was watching....

63 posted on 12/13/2018 6:52:35 PM PST by Pappy Smear
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You let a bunch of Aztecs into the country, and the next thing you know there are hearts left over from the sacrifices lying around everywhere.


64 posted on 12/13/2018 6:54:13 PM PST by PAR35
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Now you know where the new Southwest Airlines logo comes from...


       

65 posted on 12/13/2018 7:27:27 PM PST by Songcraft
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