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satire - Aides Force Ocasio-Cortez To Watch Entire Run Of 'Schoolhouse Rock!'
All Contents © Copyright 2018 The Babylon Bee ^
| November 27th, 2018
Posted on 11/27/2018 4:40:10 PM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
After Ocasio-Cortez entered her office Tuesday, aides gently guided her to a special room they'd prepared with every season of Schoolhouse Rock! prepped and ready to go.
The woman furrowed her brow and nodded slowly as the cartoon characters talked about basic concepts like the three chambers of government, the process of a bill becoming law, and how money works. "I thought Bill was the president a while ago?" she said confusedly, causing an assistant to pause the show and slowly explain what a congressional bill is.
"See how the singing piece of paper is trying to become a law?" the aide said amicably. "That's kind of how it works, in a broad sense."
"Ohhh!" she said as realization dawned on her. "But how do they teach the papers to sing? Waitdon't tell mesocialism?" The aide then sighed and rewound the tape to the beginning a third time.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: alexandra; aoc; cortez; ocasio; occasionalcortex; socialist
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To: Socon-Econ
To: Behind Liberal Lines
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posted on
11/27/2018 5:11:17 PM PST
by
FrankR
(Make America Great Again, and Keep It That Way.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
She won the lottery. All politicians become obscenely wealthy by being elected and thereafter through post political greed and graft.
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posted on
11/27/2018 5:13:48 PM PST
by
shanover
(...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
To: freedumb2003
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posted on
11/27/2018 5:15:43 PM PST
by
semaj
(We are the People)
To: Socon-Econ
Whaddya want, the blog pimp of the hour? More “Comments please!” vanities? More YouTube music posts? At least the Bee is hilarious.
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posted on
11/27/2018 5:17:36 PM PST
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: Socon-Econ
Cry harder. Its a funny article and mockery is an effective weapon
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posted on
11/27/2018 5:20:43 PM PST
by
Behind Liberal Lines
(Their side circles the wagons. Our side revs up the bus.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo; Jim Robinson
Maybe you should complain to Jim R about this.
When you go to post to the news section there’s an option under ‘topics’ to post in that section under “political humor and cartoons.” This is from a political satire site.That would seem to indicate that it’s an allowed topic. If it’s not, I’m sure Jim would eliminate that topic option. Otherwise, his topics are a lie and I don’t think Jim would be like that.
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posted on
11/27/2018 5:26:59 PM PST
by
Behind Liberal Lines
(Their side circles the wagons. Our side revs up the bus.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
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posted on
11/27/2018 5:45:50 PM PST
by
Vlad The Inhaler
(Yes Dorothy, Windows 10 sucks even in Kansas!)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
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posted on
11/27/2018 5:57:27 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Behind Liberal Lines
As a previous poster put it,I feel sorry for a box of rocks when Cortez is compared to it. 😝😝😝
To: freedumb2003
“Conjunction Junction, what’s your function?”
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posted on
11/27/2018 6:39:46 PM PST
by
elcid1970
(My gun safe is saying, "Room for one more, honey!")
To: Socon-Econ
Why is this womans every move being posted to FR?
She doesn't know how to handle it. Every time she gets ridiculed, she goes downright batty. So, we need to keep the pressure on her.
BTW, she is the left's newest great hope, and they relentlessly talk about her and she's everywhere, being presented as their shiny new weapon against conservatives and the evil U.S. So, if we're going to get inundated by the left with their "future star", we might as well let them have a piece of our minds, and we must keep reminding them that, their shiny, new, future star, is as dumb as a rock.
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posted on
11/27/2018 6:43:48 PM PST
by
adorno
To: adorno
The prior poster is a perfect example of why the right loses.
For decades the left has been effectively smearing conservatives as dullards.
And humor is a powerful weapon to do that..
But when presented with the new great Democrat hope, and that hope turns out to be dumb as a box of rocks, rather than encourage jokes about how stupid she is, Freepers like this whine and demand we don’t pay attention to her.
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posted on
11/27/2018 7:12:37 PM PST
by
Behind Liberal Lines
(Their side circles the wagons. Our side revs up the bus.)
To: Socon-Econ
Because Occasional-Kotex is being hyped as the great Latino hope for the Donks.
She is being given the same meteoric rise as a certain junior Senator from Illinois received in 2007.
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posted on
11/27/2018 7:29:15 PM PST
by
lightman
(Obama's legacy in 13 letters: BLM, ISIS, & ANTIFA. New axis of evil.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
The entire millennial generation should be forced to watch that series before they are allowed to vote or attend college
To: Behind Liberal Lines
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posted on
11/27/2018 8:07:33 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
To: Robert DeLong
If the author wrote it straight, and included verbatim quotes of her statements, it would still sound like satire and humor.
To: elcid1970
My fave (note how the cat SMOKES):
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posted on
11/28/2018 5:07:28 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: Jackson Brown
Yeah that was my point, I probably just didn’t state it well. 8>)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
LOL!!! I love Schoolhouserock
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