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satire - Aides Force Ocasio-Cortez To Watch Entire Run Of 'Schoolhouse Rock!'
All Contents © Copyright 2018 The Babylon Bee ^ | November 27th, 2018

Posted on 11/27/2018 4:40:10 PM PST by Behind Liberal Lines

After Ocasio-Cortez entered her office Tuesday, aides gently guided her to a special room they'd prepared with every season of Schoolhouse Rock! prepped and ready to go.

The woman furrowed her brow and nodded slowly as the cartoon characters talked about basic concepts like the three chambers of government, the process of a bill becoming law, and how money works. "I thought Bill was the president a while ago?" she said confusedly, causing an assistant to pause the show and slowly explain what a congressional bill is.

"See how the singing piece of paper is trying to become a law?" the aide said amicably. "That's kind of how it works, in a broad sense."

"Ohhh!" she said as realization dawned on her. "But how do they teach the papers to sing? Wait—don't tell me—socialism?" The aide then sighed and rewound the tape to the beginning a third time.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: alexandra; aoc; cortez; ocasio; occasionalcortex; socialist
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1 posted on 11/27/2018 4:40:10 PM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

BB has BLOWN AWAY The Onion.

BB just seems to get better and better each article/edition.


2 posted on 11/27/2018 4:43:10 PM PST by freedumb2003 (As always IMHO)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

We can laugh but she’s going to get rich through the usual graft. They she gets the last laugh at our expense.


3 posted on 11/27/2018 4:43:27 PM PST by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

LOL! I’m just a B a crazah ass B...


4 posted on 11/27/2018 4:44:30 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

“But how do they teach the papers to sing? Wait—don’t tell me—socialism?”

The new “Onion”....


5 posted on 11/27/2018 4:44:45 PM PST by newfreep ("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" @HOROWITZ39, DAVID HOROWITZ)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Has she even been like inaugurated and stuff yet?


6 posted on 11/27/2018 4:45:54 PM PST by shelterguy
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Funny. Her knowledge leaves one to think this is real at first. 8>)


7 posted on 11/27/2018 4:47:39 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Even if true, she still wouldn’t get it. Worse yet, you think its only two years? Once she “ understands”, we’ll have another mad Maxine for 40years. Well, someone will cause I’ll be gone.


8 posted on 11/27/2018 4:48:00 PM PST by rktman ( #My2nd! Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

How proud her worthless university must be to have their most famous graduate as the butt of everyone’s jokes.


9 posted on 11/27/2018 4:48:35 PM PST by txrefugee
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Why is this woman’s every move being posted to FR? Is she the new David Hogg? Maxine waters? These posts merely generate a lot of venting. She’s rotten — we get it


10 posted on 11/27/2018 4:50:57 PM PST by Socon-Econ (adical Islam,)
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Is that Mr. Ed's long lost wife on the left?>.
11 posted on 11/27/2018 4:51:04 PM PST by Fungi
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“Why is this woman’s every move being posted to FR?”


DITTO!

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12 posted on 11/27/2018 4:52:39 PM PST by Mears
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p01d
13 posted on 11/27/2018 4:52:44 PM PST by Snickering Hound
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

I thought this was real till I saw the Babylon Bee credit.


14 posted on 11/27/2018 4:53:40 PM PST by Sasparilla ( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
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To: Mears

Because she is fun to make fun of. Free comic relief.
Nobody is forced to click on threads they dislike.


15 posted on 11/27/2018 4:59:03 PM PST by shelterguy
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Bob Dorough was a genius.


16 posted on 11/27/2018 5:04:06 PM PST by real saxophonist (One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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To: Nateman

I’m not sure that this dopey braod has the intellect to not get caught.


17 posted on 11/27/2018 5:04:13 PM PST by Ouderkirk (Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

LOL


18 posted on 11/27/2018 5:04:31 PM PST by JPJones (More tariffs, less income tax.)
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To: shelterguy

No but she was so anxious to get started in Washington, she has already purchased an airline ticket to Seattle.


19 posted on 11/27/2018 5:05:50 PM PST by dirtymac
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My cousin lives in Seattle and he is a lib. I’m sure he would let her stay at his house until she is inaugurated.


20 posted on 11/27/2018 5:09:12 PM PST by shelterguy
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