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Is Hillary Wearing a “Life Alert” Button?
Conservative Post ^ | 07-23-2018

Posted on 07/23/2018 9:18:04 PM PDT by Kevin in California

When Hillary Clinton presses this button, does a coterie of men in sunglasses and blue blazers carry her into a GMC Yukon?


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KEYWORDS: alreadyposted; bloggers; fakenews; hillaryshealth
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To: VanShuyten

She isn’t strong enough to open a screw-top bottle. Remember the Pickle Jar, that Kimmel later admitted that it was already pre-opened.


21 posted on 07/24/2018 2:52:04 AM PDT by castlegreyskull
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She reminded me of the Star Trek episode with Captain Pike in the Dalek-looking mobility device. You can fit a lot of pumps and bags under all that curtain.


22 posted on 07/24/2018 3:34:01 AM PDT by USCG SimTech
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To: Kevin in California

Please, Dear God, keep Hillary in good enough health to make a run at the 2020 presidency.

(Not sarcasm. Imagine how much more money the Left must spend to fend her off. Imagine how this will divide up the donor base. But, alas, she will probably be dead or bedridden long before the debates.)


23 posted on 07/24/2018 3:55:06 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: Freestate316

...and don’t forget, Ripple! White and Pagan Pink.


24 posted on 07/24/2018 4:18:15 AM PDT by Fireone (Build the gallows first, then the wall!)
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To: castlegreyskull

Why I call her pickles.


25 posted on 07/24/2018 4:49:03 AM PDT by wally_bert (Just call me Angelo or babe.)
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To: Kevin in California

Stage Three Parkinson’s.


26 posted on 07/24/2018 5:02:05 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: pabianice

She’s playing the “I’m too sick to prosecute” card.


27 posted on 07/24/2018 5:50:47 AM PDT by freebird5850 (Trust Republicans Under My Presindency)
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To: Kevin in California

More like the “call waiter” button used overseas - to have a lackey fetch another drink.


28 posted on 07/24/2018 5:52:24 AM PDT by MortMan (The white board is a remarkable invention.)
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To: freebird5850
She’s playing the “I’m too sick to prosecute” card.

I agree, this must be staged. She must know the hammer is close to coming down on her.

29 posted on 07/24/2018 5:57:58 AM PDT by jetson
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To: Kevin in California

Just in case, while shopping alone in Walmart, she passes out. Emergency responders would be made aware of pertinent medical information.

Makes perfect sense. /s


30 posted on 07/24/2018 6:16:04 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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To: faucetman

Walmart or Tent City.


31 posted on 07/24/2018 6:16:42 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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To: Kevin in California
The Wicked Witch of the Left is falling apart, melting.
32 posted on 07/24/2018 6:21:26 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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To: OldMissileer

“I thought Thunderbird and MD20-20 was terrible but I took a swig of Night Train and almost barfed.”

TB, Mad Dog and Night Train were perfectly acceptable compared to Hogshead and Double Barrel. Both made from the finest catawba grapes.

Paint thinner tasted better than those two.


33 posted on 07/24/2018 6:38:00 AM PDT by oldvirginian (Imagine, if you can.......a world without islam.)
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To: Kevin in California

Bet it’s just a buzzer that goes off when large suns of money is near.


34 posted on 07/24/2018 7:18:10 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: OldMissileer

“Did you ever try Night Train? If you did you would surly remember it because it was horrid stuff. I thought Thunderbird and MD20-20 was terrible but I took a swig of Night Train and almost barfed. “

Silver Satin.


35 posted on 07/24/2018 7:22:31 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Slyfox

When is that poor devil’s sentence over?


36 posted on 07/24/2018 7:23:49 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Enterprise

“When the smell of boiled cabbage, urine, and farts gets to a certain level, her handlers pick her up and hose her off.”

Sulphur fumes.


37 posted on 07/24/2018 7:24:39 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: laplata

The van has a sunroof and they open it during thunderstorms and elevate the Hillarybed and two giant electrodes...


38 posted on 07/24/2018 9:50:02 AM PDT by joegoeny ("Nuts!")
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To: joegoeny

Lol


39 posted on 07/24/2018 9:56:54 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: OldMissileer

No, I lived in Stockton, so MD was the most popular rot gut and the cheapest, next to a gallon jug of Red Mountain....by Carlo Rossi, and produced a few miles away. Plenty of gut cleaning going on back in the 70’s.


40 posted on 07/24/2018 12:10:52 PM PDT by davidb56
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