Posted on 07/23/2018 9:18:04 PM PDT by Kevin in California
When Hillary Clinton presses this button, does a coterie of men in sunglasses and blue blazers carry her into a GMC Yukon?
No. She has a medical team with her and that black unmarked ambulance/van they always toss her into.
Hillary’s Life Alert operator has the worst job ever.
“I’m sorry Mrs. Clinton. I still don’t know where your corkscrew went. You might consider only buying wine in those screw-top bottles. Yes, OK. I’ll connect you with my supervisor.”
The bigger question is:
Does Bill’s “Energizer Bunny” have a First Response position at the Life-Alert command center???
“Well, Hilly, I was just about to go on break. Can I get back to you in 45 minutes or so??? Here’s a collection of MUZAK tunes for you to enjoy til I get back.
“BTW, Bill says ‘hi’”
Giggles! +1000
Yes. When the smell of boiled cabbage, urine, and farts gets to a certain level, her handlers pick her up and hose her off.
And may I add that Mad Dog 20/20 is having a vintage year Mrs. Clinton.
I think those things can be jammed.
That outfit she’s wearing looks horrible, like pajamas or something.
DNR
The only life alert warning she needs is “Do Not Resuscitate.”
that brought me back 40 years ago....don’t forget the thunderbird too, but md was my favorite.
Did you ever try Night Train? If you did you would surly remember it because it was horrid stuff. I thought Thunderbird and MD20-20 was terrible but I took a swig of Night Train and almost barfed.
Given all the obvious medicall problems I would think that she must have something like that.However she probably has handlers and lackeys with her 100% of the time and medical people very nearby also..
I actually have had T Bird, but not MD 20/20 or Night Train. Maybe when no one is looking I will sneak some.
Richard’s Wild Irish Rose, Silver Satin, Jumping Jack, and a short dog of Gallo White Port.
"Hi, You might know me! I'm Hillary Clinton, you know, the one who was cheated out of being the president?
I want to tell you about a device that has saved me several times. This little product is "Life Alert."
Just the other day I was in the rest room and, "I sat on the toilet and I couldn't get up." I could have been there for hours if I didn't have my "Life Alert." Yes, I know I should lose some weight, but that's a different upcoming commercial, hee, hee!
Get yours today! All proceeds from this commercial go to me.
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