Two security experts.................
Two security experts.................
“Plutonium went missing in San Antonio, but the government says nothing”
Wasn’t this a country song?
The plutonium has done gone missing in San Antonio
Rounding error. /s
Some bean counter booked their rooms in that bad neighborhood but its still their fault for not taking the stuff to their rooms.
“When they awoke the next morning, the window had been smashed and the special valises holding these sensors and nuclear materials had vanished.”
Had a similar welcoming experience to San Antonio in August 1969. After 3 years in Germany and a long drive from Illinois we arrived at our Holiday Inn destination. My new assignment was Kelly AFB. Next morning my brand new VW van had been broken into and trashed, Sons of bitches got a color TV and a few other things but must have been scared off because they missed my buried guns. Have had a hard on for San Antonio ever since. That kind of crime must be a cottage industry there to this day. A democrat shithole.
You might want to call Doc Brown. Or the Libyans.
Probably 1 μCi Check sources
You could carry them around in your pocket
https://ludlums.com/products/all-products/product/plastic-disk-check-sources
San Antonio, home of the Castro brothers.
Next generation of entitled Democrats.
They sent the wrong unit. Sergeant Major Blane and his men wouldn't have lost it.
I reckon it’s done gone by now.
Our government at work, protecting us from bad guys, but not dumb government workers.
“....they left those sensors on the back seat of their rented Ford Expedition. When they awoke the next morning, the window had been smashed and the special valises holding these sensors and nuclear materials had vanished......”
The good news is that most crooks are really dumb. Put out a press release saying that the crooks who stole the materials and anyone who may have come in contact with the crooks have 72 hours to check into a hospital for a blood transfusion and radiation poisoning treatment if they want to live and see how many folks show up.