Posted on 07/02/2018 3:21:07 PM PDT by Zakeet
An Iranian general has accused Israel of stealing its clouds in order to manipulate weather and cause drought in the Islamic Republic.
Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran's Civil Defence Organisation said that the changing climate in Iran is 'suspect'.
'Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change,' said Jalali, who insisted results from an Iranian scientific study 'confirm' the claim.
'Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain,' he said.
'On top of that, we are facing the issue of cloud and snow theft.'
Jalali cited a survey showing that above 7200 feet all mountainous areas between Afghanistan and the Mediterranean are covered in snow, except Iran.
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... and the eminent climate scientist, Bonehead Gore, demands that Israel give back those clouds right now ... !!!
Israel has a Giant Secret Fan
Stealing clouds. Great idea. What do they keep them in?
Cue cartoon supervillain laughing maniacally and twirling handlebar mustache.
Did Trump sell Netanyahu Cheney’s Weather Controlling Machine?
Was Iran the same country that accused Israel of sending pigeons to spy on them?
Trump Curse.
Get used to it jihadis.
Iran should stop pumping oil.
Along with the well known facts that showing a woman’s hair will cause men to be sexually inflamed, and performing FGM on girls will keep them from being whores, right?
What a great idea. To quote Joni Mitchell, I can truly say that I have looked at clouds from both sides now.
gawd those Yids are SMART!
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy whos all dressed up like a union jack
And says, I’ve won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack
I said, hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don’t hang around cause twos a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Israel can’t steal the weather, but it’s okay for their enemies to think that they can. Gives them more hesitation.
...’On top of that, we are facing the issue of cloud and snow theft...
Sounds like lunatic liberal climate changers here.
Microsoft’s fault.
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