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Oh gawd, lil Kim visiting the US; I’m sure that he’ll make a side trip to some sights which will involve a passel of Diplomatic Protective Corps shoving Americans out of the way so Kim and his ‘security team’ can get their views without any peons getting in their way.
Seems to happen every time third world dictators visit the US.
How many North Koreans have been tortured, raped, murdered, imprisoned, starved to death, frozen to death, or impoverished by the psychopath Kim family?
Wouldn't that just make the lamestreamers heads explode?
Could you imagine Un playing golf at Mar-a-lago, followed by a trip to Disney, then a flyby of Mnt Rushmore and then Vegas and then the Hoover Damn followed by a flight over ending in a helicopter ride into the Grand Canyon and finally getting to drive a Nascar car and a F1 car on the salt flats?
Photo ops at all locations. Rebrand the pudge. Kim fatty the third has a real branding problem. That long pig looks delicious to his people. Open up and denuke and it all goes away. He will be hailed as an actual hero. Hell, that huge building in Pyongyang that isn’t finished could be branded the Un-Trump Peace Tower. Trump will finish it.
Maybe he will take Kim to McDonalds and then KFC, then Taco Bell, then Wendy’s, and then Village Inn...
Then he will say... Hey if you and leadership want to eat like this ever day, just end the war and let the people you lord over go free and we will set you and your leadership up in a mansion in China for the rest of your natural life with as much fast food as you can eat! ( Fatass Kim would probably last about 10 years before they had to cut a wall out of the mansion to remove his bloated corpse anyway)
Even if South Korea had to pay china 50 million bucks a year to keep Kim well kept in a Mansion compound in china near the Nork Border it would be worth it to free the oppressed people of North Korea and would go a very long way to undo the damage Hillary did to our reputation when the Obama Administration screwed over Qaddafi.
I would rather free a country and feed a fat ass dictator for the rest of his natural life in a neutral country then have a debacle like what happened in Libya where dumb-ass dem polices led to replacing a strong man who was actually starting to comply with international DE-weaponization with “even more wrong men” who were even more fanatical.
Singapore Sling!
Suffice to say but it will have them clamoring for more afterwards and we soon see a Costco store opening up soon in that most unlikeliest of places - North Korea???!!!
He could take him to the steakhouse at the Trump Hotel - one steak from there would feed a NK family for a month!
I can see the National Inquirer headline now:
“Kim defects to U.S., partners with Rodman to buy NBA franchise.”
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He’ll be shocked to find so many barbershops that can actually do something with that mop on his head...