"I thought I told you to get a good-looking kid, not some fat, sausage-chewing wino!"
Kelly:
"Well, if you wanted a young boy, you should have sent someone else."
Posted on 05/24/2018 12:16:38 PM PDT by DCBryan1
No amount of alcohol, sausage or bacon is safe according to a new global blueprint on how to beat cancer.
Even small amounts of processed meats and booze increase the risk of a host of cancers outlined in World Cancer Research Fund (WCRF) guidelines updated every decade.
The respected global authority has unveiled a 10-point plan to cut your risk of getting cancer by up to 40%.
Brits have been told to banish favourites such as ham, burgers and hot dogs from their diets by experts who say they are a direct cause of bowel cancer.
Processed meats also cause people to be overweight which can trigger many more cancers.
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
“This has climate change written all over it.”
Same type of people...and second hand smoke and guns too.
“Well, I’ll take the bacon and sausage if they don’t want it.”
Dibs on the schnaps!
“Why is my great grandmother, who grew up on a working farm in rural North Dakota, still alive?”
Good thing the indians, Lewis & Clark and all the other early pioneers didn’t’t know about the dangers of processed meats...they would have starved without pemmican, jerky etc.
“Even small amounts of processed meats and booze increase the risk of a host of cancers outlined in World Cancer Research Fund (WCRF) guidelines updated every decade.”
That’s the way these c-suckers operate. First they come up with bogus “research” or “studies” warning of the dangers of a particular target (tobacco, alcohol, processed meat, etc.). This in turn lays the predicate for future “calls” to ban the target. Political pressure mounts until voila.
One of my faves....from my childhood album, Bonemaker...the Early Years!
Alright. Listen up everyone; this is a public service announcement. Stop having fun or you will die! That is all.
“And yet, here we are. Think I will enjoy a nice smoke while laughing at the silliness of the nanny state.”
I love the aroma of my fine cigar secondc hand smoke...ahhhh.
“It is possible her living to 97 was from eating organ meat.
But I hope not, because it sounds revolting.”
Democrat liver with onions and chianti is delicious.
“Funny, my father in law drinks like a fish. At 80 no sign of cancer at all.
Everybody is different.”
I’m a nearing 80 father in law myself who fishes like a drink. But I’ve had cancer....skin cancer on my nose. Does that count?
“These can be removed with trace amounts of hydrogen-peroxide.”
Seltzer water or tonic removes them for me.
WELL, IN THAT CASE I'LL TAKE A DOUBLE STACK OF HOTCAKES WITH EXTRA BUTTER AND SYRUP, A DOUBLE ORDER OF SAUSAGE AND BACON ON THE SIDE AND AN ICE COLD BOTTLE OF BUD LIGHT TO WASH IT ALL DOWN.
MAN.. THAT SOUNDS GOOD!
"I thought I told you to get a good-looking kid, not some fat, sausage-chewing wino!"
Kelly:
"Well, if you wanted a young boy, you should have sent someone else."
Dang. Well just kill me now.
For dinner, I had a pound of prime rib and a glass of Cabernet.
Guess I’m gonna die.
(eventually)
I’m a dead man walking.
At least you’ll have a smile on your face.
I could do with out bacon, but sausage is my fav.
The only thing that will be legal over there pretty soon is being the ideal dhimmy.
No rights, no dignity and no small joys to savor.
The UK makes me sick.
I like everything.
(Well, I've never had Haggis)
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.