Eco-nuts: Environmentalism can't progress until people try to reproduce with tree

americanthinker.com ^ | 4/26/2018 | Roger Taylor

[rktman]

Just when you thought the radical environmental movement could not possibly get any stranger, another absurdity comes along. A few years ago, Professor Elizabeth Stephens at U.C. Santa Cruz published something she called the Ecosex Manifesto. She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking, writhing in the mud, and many other bizarre behaviors.

Now Professor Sarah Ensor at the University of Michigan is fully embracing this and has proposed that people start erotic relations with plants. She believes that environmentalism cannot fully develop without these "relationships."

These people seem to have a fondness for trees. I suggest they focus on conifers, also known as Gymnosperms, for their naked seeds. I wonder if they hope their ideas will take root and germinate into another new branch of academia. I suspect, however, they will remain little more than a splinter group.

[ought-six]

Druids f**ked trees, and probably still do.

[pinkandgreenmom]

I’ll wait to see if any trees start jumping on the #metoo bandwagon.

[lightman]

Puts a whole new meaning to the old joke:

“If you don’t tell anyone I have a wooden d!c I won’t tell anyone that you have splinters in your mouth.”

[rfp1234]

Has she tried the Captain’s Log?

[rktman]

Badda Boom!

[Sasparilla]

.... She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking...

Not long ago, behavior like this would have resulted in psychological evaluation.

[RedMonqey]

So, to this “professor” we should treat trees as just one big dildo.

Her slogan boils down to:

To love Mother Nature is to screw Mother Nature.

Well, am I right?

[rktman]

Why I believe you may be on to something. ;-)

[RedMonqey]

Ted Danson can relate to that!

[RedMonqey]

I think this pix is upside down.

It’s actually “excited”

[Gasshog]

reproduce with tree

for the ladies, that sounds preferable to stump.

[Gasshog]

i cant picture it...

i have to say I’m stumped.

ok thats bad too.

[Gasshog]

Stupid liberal moonbats, Humans aren’t their type...

Trees really go for dogs though, a kinky sort they are, love golden showers...

[clearcarbon]

[hal ogen]

Every day LIBS reaffirm that they are lunatics.

[RedMonqey]

. ;-)

[x]

Before I was enlightened, I would have thought this guy was urinating.

But now I wonder. Is it an act of love? Or is it rape?

[samtheman]

The video you posted was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. It definitely is an oldie but goodie.

[x]

I guess they'll call it "treeproduction," but there's already a word for people like that: dendrosexuals.

[rktman]

🤔👀 Looks to be correctly NON gender specific as well. 😹