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Eco-nuts: Environmentalism can't progress until people try to reproduce with tree
americanthinker.com ^ | 4/26/2018 | Roger Taylor

Posted on 04/26/2018 1:58:32 PM PDT by rktman

Just when you thought the radical environmental movement could not possibly get any stranger, another absurdity comes along. A few years ago, Professor Elizabeth Stephens at U.C. Santa Cruz published something she called the Ecosex Manifesto. She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking, writhing in the mud, and many other bizarre behaviors.

Now Professor Sarah Ensor at the University of Michigan is fully embracing this and has proposed that people start erotic relations with plants. She believes that environmentalism cannot fully develop without these "relationships."

These people seem to have a fondness for trees. I suggest they focus on conifers, also known as Gymnosperms, for their naked seeds. I wonder if they hope their ideas will take root and germinate into another new branch of academia. I suspect, however, they will remain little more than a splinter group.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: ecowankers; envirodunces; environmentalism
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To: rktman

Druids f**ked trees, and probably still do.


41 posted on 04/26/2018 2:55:04 PM PDT by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule.)
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To: rktman

I’ll wait to see if any trees start jumping on the #metoo bandwagon.


42 posted on 04/26/2018 2:55:57 PM PDT by pinkandgreenmom
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To: rktman

Puts a whole new meaning to the old joke:

“If you don’t tell anyone I have a wooden d!c I won’t tell anyone that you have splinters in your mouth.”


43 posted on 04/26/2018 3:09:50 PM PDT by lightman (ANTIFA is full of Bolshevik.)
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To: rktman

Has she tried the Captain’s Log?


44 posted on 04/26/2018 3:12:00 PM PDT by rfp1234 (I have already previewed this composition.)
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To: lightman

Badda Boom!


45 posted on 04/26/2018 3:15:07 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: rktman; EvilCapitalist

.... She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking...

Not long ago, behavior like this would have resulted in psychological evaluation.


46 posted on 04/26/2018 3:47:54 PM PDT by Sasparilla ( I'm Not Tired of Winnings)
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To: rktman

So, to this “professor” we should treat trees as just one big dildo.

Her slogan boils down to:

To love Mother Nature is to screw Mother Nature.

Well, am I right?


47 posted on 04/26/2018 4:11:00 PM PDT by RedMonqey (" Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didnÂ’t.")
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To: RedMonqey

Why I believe you may be on to something. ;-)


48 posted on 04/26/2018 4:12:18 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Ted Danson can relate to that!


49 posted on 04/26/2018 4:12:19 PM PDT by RedMonqey (" Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didnÂ’t.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

I think this pix is upside down.

It’s actually “excited”


50 posted on 04/26/2018 4:14:49 PM PDT by RedMonqey (" Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didnÂ’t.")
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To: rktman

reproduce with tree

for the ladies, that sounds preferable to stump.


51 posted on 04/26/2018 4:16:19 PM PDT by Gasshog ( Fight climate change - Try beating the air and scream at the sky)
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To: rktman

i cant picture it...

i have to say I’m stumped.

ok thats bad too.


52 posted on 04/26/2018 4:17:53 PM PDT by Gasshog ( Fight climate change - Try beating the air and scream at the sky)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Stupid liberal moonbats, Humans aren’t their type...

Trees really go for dogs though, a kinky sort they are, love golden showers...


53 posted on 04/26/2018 4:22:30 PM PDT by Gasshog ( Fight climate change - Try beating the air and scream at the sky)
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54 posted on 04/26/2018 4:28:13 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: clearcarbon

Every day LIBS reaffirm that they are lunatics.


55 posted on 04/26/2018 4:29:24 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: rktman

. ;-)


56 posted on 04/26/2018 4:30:04 PM PDT by RedMonqey (" Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didnÂ’t.")
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To: rktman
Before I was enlightened, I would have thought this guy was urinating.

But now I wonder. Is it an act of love? Or is it rape?

57 posted on 04/26/2018 4:30:56 PM PDT by x
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To: dfwgator

The video you posted was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. It definitely is an oldie but goodie.


58 posted on 04/26/2018 4:31:41 PM PDT by samtheman (LetÂ’s elect as many Republicans as possible in 2018)
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To: rktman
I guess they'll call it "treeproduction," but there's already a word for people like that: dendrosexuals.


59 posted on 04/26/2018 4:34:16 PM PDT by x
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To: x
🤔👀 Looks to be correctly NON gender specific as well. 😹
60 posted on 04/26/2018 4:34:48 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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