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Oh, No! 'What Happened' to Hillary's Wrist?
American Thinker.com ^ | March 17, 2018 | Jeannie DeAngelis

Posted on 03/17/2018 9:10:18 AM PDT by Kaslin

Recently, while visiting India's ancient city of Mandu, in Madhya Pradesh, accident-prone tourist Hillary Clinton lost her footing and skidded down the stairs of 13th-century /watch?v=4vm79_fiArAJahaz Mahal<.a>. It happened as Mrs. Clinton and an escort descended the stone stairs like the mother of a bride being ushered to the head table.

The former first lady's unsuccessful effort to steady herself was remedied by a white male escort who likely convinced his wife to vote for Trump.

In any case, looking as if she had slipped on a banana peel, three quarters of the way down the staircase, the failed presidential candidate unintentionally headed into a yoga straddle split with one leg entirely in midair.

That's when a second white male escort, wearing a matching straw hat, hurried to the side of the portly politician. Attempting to help the men steer her carefully onto terra firma, Hillary kicked off her orthopedic sandals and tried to grip the stone with her gecko toes.

It's horrible to say, but at 71 years old, Hillary should avoid sudden jerking motions, because lurching forward, backward, or side-to-side often results in incontinence issues for senior citizens with aging bladders. So, after the stair incident, it's not surprising that Miss Hillary thought it would be wise for everyone involved if she avoided the hot sun and instead slipped out of her white capris and soaked for a spell in a bath at the Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodhpur.

Hillary, who broke her toe in London last year, has proven that elderly pear-shaped women do lose their balance, slip, and fall.

Hillary explained the London incident in the following way:

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: demshillary; hillaryhealth; hillaryindiatrip; hillaryrottenclinton
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To: Kaslin

Hillary is far clumsier than Gerald Ford.


121 posted on 03/17/2018 1:54:06 PM PDT by Crucial
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To: Crucial

I agree. Hillary is much, much clumsier that Ford. Yet MSM went after him, not her. This should reveal to anyone the extreme and frantic bias of the media.


122 posted on 03/17/2018 1:59:09 PM PDT by apocalypto
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To: Cats Pajamas

“Does sec Clinton indulge in adult beverages?”

There are only two times when she will do so, AM AND PM.


123 posted on 03/17/2018 2:06:35 PM PDT by RipSawyer
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To: Mears

Lighten up Francis...


124 posted on 03/17/2018 2:25:21 PM PDT by gibsosa
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To: Kaslin

125 posted on 03/17/2018 5:05:08 PM PDT by Bobalu (12 diet Cokes and a fried chicken...)
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To: Kaslin
Hillary explained the London incident in the following way:

by writing a SECOND book: More of What Happened

126 posted on 03/17/2018 5:49:36 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: LydiaLong

What Happened III

The stone step was crumbly under my dainty foot.


127 posted on 03/17/2018 5:50:48 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: apocalypto
She slip into the bathtub. ; screaming, "I'm MELTING!!!"
128 posted on 03/17/2018 5:52:46 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
And when asleep she uses an IV! ;-)

And a 2' by 3' by 7' box; half filled with dirt.

129 posted on 03/17/2018 5:55:49 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Kaslin

It’s funny that she’s still walking around these countries like she’s a high government official.


130 posted on 03/17/2018 5:57:36 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: ichabod1

I’d rather be Angelina Jolie’s personal assistant.


131 posted on 03/17/2018 6:01:04 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: Thank You Rush

Traveling to a country and wearing their “native dress” is a sure-fire way to look like an idiot. I’d love to see what this idiot wears to give a speech to an Indian tribe. But on the upside, I see the Huma is back from double-secret probation. She must’ve had to do some real talking (and a few bedroom tricks) to push her failures off to an assistant or ten.


132 posted on 03/17/2018 6:05:06 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: surrey

That’s “the football”. But instead of having a hot-line to launch nuclear weapons, it’s for Hillary’s traveling pharmacist.


133 posted on 03/17/2018 6:06:38 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: Elsie

Wait for the Oolon Colluphid series:

‘Where Hillary Went Wrong’

‘More of Hillary’s Greatest Mistakes’

‘Who is the Hillary Person Anyway?’

‘Well, That About Wraps It Up for Hillary’


134 posted on 03/17/2018 6:10:38 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: Thank You Rush

I wear my hard-toed hiking boots. They’re more comfortable than tennis shoes and I’m not concerned if kids think they’re dorky.


135 posted on 03/17/2018 6:13:40 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: PAR35

If Hillary were a robot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MS4sLlBvbE


136 posted on 03/17/2018 6:19:24 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: conservatism_IS_compassion

She must eat to forget.


137 posted on 03/17/2018 6:21:29 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: libstripper
, in her book she lets drop the fact that she took about six hours a day on makeup during her campaign.

Is that really in her book? I do remember that the lighting was different on her from what was on Trump during the debates.

138 posted on 03/17/2018 6:23:43 PM PDT by Freee-dame (Best election ever!)
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To: Kaslin

Attacked by Harry Reid’s exercise machine. Bet she shuts up between now and the midterms.


139 posted on 03/17/2018 7:30:59 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Such fun to behold the suave, elegant, and athletic former First Liar in her glory.

Keep sharing.


140 posted on 03/17/2018 7:39:29 PM PDT by Radix (Natural Born Citizens have Citizen parents)
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