Posted on 03/17/2018 9:10:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
Recently, while visiting India's ancient city of Mandu, in Madhya Pradesh, accident-prone tourist Hillary Clinton lost her footing and skidded down the stairs of 13th-century /watch?v=4vm79_fiArAJahaz Mahal<.a>. It happened as Mrs. Clinton and an escort descended the stone stairs like the mother of a bride being ushered to the head table. The former first lady's unsuccessful effort to steady herself was remedied by a white male escort who likely convinced his wife to vote for Trump. In any case, looking as if she had slipped on a banana peel, three quarters of the way down the staircase, the failed presidential candidate unintentionally headed into a yoga straddle split with one leg entirely in midair. That's when a second white male escort, wearing a matching straw hat, hurried to the side of the portly politician. Attempting to help the men steer her carefully onto terra firma, Hillary kicked off her orthopedic sandals and tried to grip the stone with her gecko toes. It's horrible to say, but at 71 years old, Hillary should avoid sudden jerking motions, because lurching forward, backward, or side-to-side often results in incontinence issues for senior citizens with aging bladders. So, after the stair incident, it's not surprising that Miss Hillary thought it would be wise for everyone involved if she avoided the hot sun and instead slipped out of her white capris and soaked for a spell in a bath at the Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodhpur. Hillary, who broke her toe in London last year, has proven that elderly pear-shaped women do lose their balance, slip, and fall. Hillary explained the London incident in the following way:
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Hillary is far clumsier than Gerald Ford.
I agree. Hillary is much, much clumsier that Ford. Yet MSM went after him, not her. This should reveal to anyone the extreme and frantic bias of the media.
“Does sec Clinton indulge in adult beverages?”
There are only two times when she will do so, AM AND PM.
Lighten up Francis...
by writing a SECOND book: More of What Happened
What Happened III
The stone step was crumbly under my dainty foot.
And a 2' by 3' by 7' box; half filled with dirt.
It’s funny that she’s still walking around these countries like she’s a high government official.
I’d rather be Angelina Jolie’s personal assistant.
Traveling to a country and wearing their “native dress” is a sure-fire way to look like an idiot. I’d love to see what this idiot wears to give a speech to an Indian tribe. But on the upside, I see the Huma is back from double-secret probation. She must’ve had to do some real talking (and a few bedroom tricks) to push her failures off to an assistant or ten.
That’s “the football”. But instead of having a hot-line to launch nuclear weapons, it’s for Hillary’s traveling pharmacist.
Wait for the Oolon Colluphid series:
‘Where Hillary Went Wrong’
‘More of Hillary’s Greatest Mistakes’
‘Who is the Hillary Person Anyway?’
‘Well, That About Wraps It Up for Hillary’
I wear my hard-toed hiking boots. They’re more comfortable than tennis shoes and I’m not concerned if kids think they’re dorky.
If Hillary were a robot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MS4sLlBvbE
She must eat to forget.
Is that really in her book? I do remember that the lighting was different on her from what was on Trump during the debates.
Attacked by Harry Reid’s exercise machine. Bet she shuts up between now and the midterms.
Such fun to behold the suave, elegant, and athletic former First Liar in her glory.
Keep sharing.
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