#6. Randomly move items from where men expect to find them. Women have the innate ability to move items into a man’s blind spot. They can move it a foot from where it has been and the man will not be able to find it. The saying that “there is a place for everything and everything has a place” does not mean the same place every time as far as women are concerned.
My number one gripe about women in general. It needs to move or change for no good reason.
"Honey, have you seen my red and black striped polo shirt?"
"That old thing? I tossed it out with some of your other stuff a couple of weeks ago."
Mr Kitty is all male, but boy, does he do this to me. So that one swings both ways :-)
Corollary.
SHE: “It’s right there in the kitchen.” (The kitchen has 5 large appliances and 50 shelves within 22 cupboards.)
HE: “Where in the kitchen?”
SHE (leaving her chair): “Why can’t men ever find anything themselves?”
HE (under his breath): “Mission accomplished.”
LOL. Its not that things do not have a home. Its that everything has a 1000 homes. ;o)
That goes two ways, too.
Mr. mm is forever moving things and then NEVER remembers where he left them.
EVER.
Even when it's his own stuff like his wallet, glasses, or phone.
And yet the same man can find an odd size screw that he saved 20 years ago that has been buried in the barn for those last 20 years.
“#6. Randomly move items from where men expect to find them. Women have the innate ability to move items into a man’s blind spot. They can move it a foot... “
Absolutely that. I have literally missed things I was looking for because my wife replaced it a foot from its official spot.
In retirement I have become somewhat of a Felix Unger. I put things up where they belong. Drives the wife batshi# crazy, he,he,he.