5 Things Women Do That Secretly Annoy Men

PJ Media ^ | 12/16/17 | John Hawkins

[x1stcav]

Ladies, have you ever had a person that you care about but he has this annoying habit that grinds your nerves?

Since you're an open and honest human being, you want to talk to him about it, but the one time you alluded to it before, he got all huffy about it. Now, you don't want to bring it up because you're thinking it'll turn into this whole, big thing. So, since he’s a great person, you just ignore it even though you really wish he'd stop doing it. Well, it just may be possible that you're doing something very similar to some of the men in your life. Too harsh? Okay, maybe not YOU, but your loud friend, you know -- the one that doesn't have a lot of tact? She may be doing some of these things and by reading this article, you may be able to help her with things like...

[TexasGator]

YOU need to unwind BEFORE you get home.

[x1stcav]

Yeah, when I was married to the psycho-bitch our bedroom had his and her bathrooms.

I believe it was a major contributing factor in me sticking it our for eleven years.

[Thibodeaux]

Steam cleaning the toilet, my wife inadvertently destroyed the plastic coating on the seat.

I bought a new seat.

It has been engineered to address the problem. If just swiped, it will slowly lower its self.

[Nifster]

Men and women are wired differently.

[KosmicKitty]

#6. Randomly move items from where men expect to find them.

Mr Kitty is all male, but boy, does he do this to me. So that one swings both ways :-)

[bagster]

So only men have to adjust the seat, eh?

How bout the split tails lift it when they are done.

Matter cleared.

[Nifster]

Then go ahead and marry you best male friend. I’m sure that will work out well

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Corollary.
SHE: “It’s right there in the kitchen.” (The kitchen has 5 large appliances and 50 shelves within 22 cupboards.)

HE: “Where in the kitchen?”

SHE (leaving her chair): “Why can’t men ever find anything themselves?”

HE (under his breath): “Mission accomplished.”

[mountn man]

1) If you don't want us to fix it, why did you bring it up?

I dated one gal, ALWAYS complained about a certain individual and situation at work.

One day she was in rare form. REALLY mad.

So after a few minutes (10-15) of letting her vent, I made a smart ass comment, to lighten the situation.
(It's what I do)
(I have a lot of experience at it)
(I'm extremely good at it)
(And I LIKE IT)

Well she went off like a thermonuclear bomb.

Her: "Why are you making jokes? I'm angry"
Me: "That's why I'm making jokes. To lighten your mood."
Her: "Don't make jokes. I WANT to be angry"
Me: "Great... You want to be angry? ... Call one of your girlfriends! ... You want to be in a good mood, then call me."
(At which point I hung up and didn't answer her calls for the rest of the night)

(I had seen some negative things with her, before that, but that opened my eyes to what I truly was in for. We went out maybe once after, then I BOLTED.)

Years ago, I saw a poster that said:
"Everybody brings joy into a room.
Some when they enter.
Others when they leave."

I TRY to bring joy with me, wherever I go.

I definitely don't want to hang around someone who constantly has a black cloud over their head.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Men must review the situation and determine the most efficient and sanitary way to use the commode.

Women just drop trou and back in without looking.

Of the 2, which is in error?

[M.K. Borders]

Singing- - -

“It's a Man's world Dear so get over it,

Never ask for help, Look before you sit,

Your life is not your own,

and your place is at home,

It's a Man's world after all!”

EVERYONE SING!

[Bruce Campbells Chin]

How about "please don't tell me in detail everything that is going on in the lives of your friends. And if I don't know the person, I don't want to hear about it at all."

I have tried to convey this to my wife, both subtlely and directly. "I don't care what happened to so and so when she went shopping." The response is usually "but I want to tell you." Ugh.

[super7man]

#6. Randomly move items from where men expect to find them.

LOL. Its not that things do not have a home. Its that everything has a 1000 homes. ;o)

[metmom]

I hate hearing the same story about how they had a rough time in an all male workplace old jokes. I am tired of the same stories old jokes.

It's a two way street.

[mountn man]

Don't know if I should give you a thumbs up or thumbs down for that one.

Yes, I agree with you.

Oh ....DOES THAT IRK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MosesKnows]

5 Things Women Do That Secretly Annoy Men

You mean like "talk"?

[metmom]

#6. Randomly move items from where men expect to find them. Women have the innate ability to move items into a man’s blind spot. They can move it a foot from where it has been and the man will not be able to find it. The saying that “there is a place for everything and everything has a place” does not mean the same place every time as far as women are concerned.

That goes two ways, too.

Mr. mm is forever moving things and then NEVER remembers where he left them.

EVER.

Even when it's his own stuff like his wallet, glasses, or phone.

And yet the same man can find an odd size screw that he saved 20 years ago that has been buried in the barn for those last 20 years.

[super7man]

Complaining about a thing I or someone else did 15 to 20 years ago.

Whooah, she's got a short memory. ;o)

[Vermont Lt]

Am I the only one married to a woman that does stuff FOR me, instead of to me?

[x1stcav]

For thos of you who’ve never seen it this you tube is appropriate to this thread and funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg