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Miami politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she’s running for Congress.
Miami Herald ^

Posted on 10/16/2017 8:24:51 AM PDT by Strac6

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1: This would have explained many things had she been a D.

2: 7 years of age is usually too early to be heavily into hallucinogenic drugs. Consuming LSD at a 2d Grade milk break is rather rare.....

1 posted on 10/16/2017 8:24:51 AM PDT by Strac6
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Pelosi’s new assistant..


2 posted on 10/16/2017 8:26:12 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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Good Lord. I hope she has a credible primary opponent.


3 posted on 10/16/2017 8:28:04 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Whatever is good in me is thanks to my faith and my family.)
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To: Strac6

Not saying it didn’t happen, but you probably should have kept this under your hat, Bettina.


4 posted on 10/16/2017 8:31:04 AM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Strac6

Hell, she will fit right in in D.C.


5 posted on 10/16/2017 8:32:44 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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Rodriguez Aguilera, 59, a Republican who is running to replace retiring Miami Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, recounted her experience with the ETs during a 2009 television interview.

God help the Republican party.


6 posted on 10/16/2017 8:33:24 AM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: Windflier

Another “Guam will tip over” disciple.


7 posted on 10/16/2017 8:33:43 AM PDT by Don Corleone (.leave the gun, take the canolis, take it to the mattress.)
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Crazy eyes...

8 posted on 10/16/2017 8:34:06 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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▪ The Coral Castle, a limestone tourist attraction South Miami-Dade, is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid.

Damn! I want my money back! I was frauded!................

9 posted on 10/16/2017 8:37:20 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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She must have been sniffing the DC swamp gas.


10 posted on 10/16/2017 8:37:43 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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Looks like Bette Midler............................in her younger days.....................


11 posted on 10/16/2017 8:38:03 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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To: Strac6

Talk about your zero-G affect on the brain......jeeez!


12 posted on 10/16/2017 8:40:11 AM PDT by wardamneagle
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Cute ... but not enough to make up for the nutjobbery.


13 posted on 10/16/2017 8:41:38 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Snickering Hound

Large alien forehead!!!


14 posted on 10/16/2017 8:41:49 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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The world’s “energy center” is in Africa.

Not really an energetic continent, if you ask me.

15 posted on 10/16/2017 8:42:10 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
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To: wardamneagle

With the wisdom imparted to her by the aliens, she can’t lose!

However, I would assume that at the top of the list of any such alien wisdom would be rule number 1: You didn’t hear it from us...


16 posted on 10/16/2017 8:42:59 AM PDT by robroys woman (So you're not confused, I'm male.)
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Reminds me of a Frasier episode. Candidate let it slip that he’d been abducted by aliens. Lost big time. Upon reflection he figured he’d be successful running in California.


17 posted on 10/16/2017 8:44:31 AM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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She’ll form a caucus with Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson Lee.


18 posted on 10/16/2017 8:47:00 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Two scoops, two genders, two terms. Get used to it.)
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She will be able to obtain alien technology so we won’t have to worry about Guam tipping over anymore.


19 posted on 10/16/2017 8:48:02 AM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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She’s FL HOP.


20 posted on 10/16/2017 8:49:12 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country)
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