1 posted on
09/11/2017 7:58:14 AM PDT by
Hojczyk
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To: Hojczyk
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DAM STUPID Idiot stag-do Brit arrested after becoming first person to survive swim over Hoover Dams deadly turbines
2 posted on
09/11/2017 8:00:46 AM PDT by
Hojczyk
To: Hojczyk
BS headline. He swam over ONE turbine. NINE were off. No plural.
3 posted on
09/11/2017 8:02:11 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
To: Hojczyk
"Oi, come here lad"
Somehow I don't think that is precisely what the police were shouting.... doesn't sound like American idiom!
4 posted on
09/11/2017 8:02:14 AM PDT by
Enchante
To: Hojczyk
Lucky man, dodged the Darwin bullet.
To: Hojczyk
7 posted on
09/11/2017 8:05:55 AM PDT by
treetopsandroofs
(Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
To: Hojczyk
Is there ever a day that goes by when a drunken British tourist doesn’t do something stupid and embarrassing?
8 posted on
09/11/2017 8:06:23 AM PDT by
slimjim12
To: Hojczyk
Do they recover anything when the bodies do get sucked through the turbines? I mean, is there a filter or anything to catch parts of the carcass? It seems like it would be a gooie mess spilled into the river on the other side. I suppose it would be sufficiently diluted and make good feed for wildlife.
9 posted on
09/11/2017 8:08:02 AM PDT by
Tenacious 1
(You couldn't pay me enough to be famous for being stupid!)
To: Hojczyk
Would have been a shame if he got sucked into a turbine. You can damage a blade that way...
17 posted on
09/11/2017 8:22:10 AM PDT by
Haiku Guy
(eliminate perverse incentives)
To: Hojczyk
WoW. I know it's brutally hot there but that's a heck of a way to cool off.
Fool!
(but this will get him TV appearances and possibly a book and movie deal)>
18 posted on
09/11/2017 8:24:33 AM PDT by
Bon of Babble
(In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida, Baby!!)
To: Hojczyk
Might as well post his photo:
Now he'll make the talk show rounds.
19 posted on
09/11/2017 8:27:20 AM PDT by
Bon of Babble
(In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida, Baby!!)
To: Hojczyk
Not as bold as this guy
To: Hojczyk
“in the middle of a 37-hour booze bender, superhuman Arron”
Wow, just in the last 2 weeks I’ve been hearing about British travelers.
Once again, booze and drunkeness is mentioned.
22 posted on
09/11/2017 8:37:54 AM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: Hojczyk
Oi, come here lad.
***
Got a chuckle out of imagining that coming out of the mouth of an American policeman.
28 posted on
09/11/2017 9:12:59 AM PDT by
Bigg Red
(Vacate the chair! Ryan must go.)
To: Hojczyk
As a test of physical ability, I’d say he passed.
But he failed the Intelligence Test.
30 posted on
09/11/2017 9:14:44 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
To: Hojczyk
Mad dogs and Englishmen ...
32 posted on
09/11/2017 9:25:39 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Hojczyk
I am guessing he would have been sucked under then gone thru the intake mesh and come out like hamburger. The fish would have been happy.
To: Hojczyk
Interviewer: Er, Mr Verccotti, what do you say to people who accuse you of exploiting Ron for your own purposes?
Mr Vercotti: Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily I've been trying to do the best for Ron. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do.
Interviewer: And what's he going to do today?
Mr Vercotti: He's going to split a railway carriage with his nose. (screams off)
(Cut to a hillside; Vercotti, interviewer, and in the background a banner: 'Running to Mercury'.)
Mr Vercotti: The only difficult bit for Ron is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once he's in orbit he'll be able to run straight to Mercury.
(A heavily bandaged Ron leaps off starting platform: freeze frame. Scream. Cut to a tombstone: 'Ron Obvious 1941-1969 - very talented', Pull back to show Vercotti.)
Mr Vercotti: I am now extremely hopeful that Ron will break the world record for remaining underground. He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent.
34 posted on
09/11/2017 9:31:28 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Hojczyk
He’s dam lucky that it didn’t suck him in like a Hoover.
36 posted on
09/11/2017 9:38:25 AM PDT by
SIDENET
(My next tagline will be so awesome.)
To: Hojczyk
That was when I heard the police shouting Oi, come here lad. Well, no, I don't think that's what they shouted.
To: Hojczyk
Darwin aside, that’s a pretty cool “What I did on my vacation” story.
In his defense, he probably had little or no idea of the danger he ran of becoming chopped liver.
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