Snortable Chocolate Arrives in U.S. Stores

U.S. News & World Report ^ | June 16, 2017

[deplorableindc]

One of the first things you notice after opening a jar of Coco Loko is that it looks like hot chocolate mix. Snorting a line of the brown powder with specks of white confirms its familiar flavor, followed by a rush of energy.

Americans are beginning to see the product alongside candy bars and energy pills at local shops as the Florida company Legal Lean moves to take a European club-drug trend mainstream.

“I can see it taking off, as long as it doesn't get too controversial,” says Nick Anderson, director of marketing for the five-person Orlando company. "We feel like we're cutting edge in what we're doing."

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***You could blow brown snot for weeks after using it!***

I used to do the same every day after working in a steel fabrication and welding shop. Mostly black mill slag dust.

I blew tan snot for weeks after working in the ash hoppers of a power plant. And that was with a filter mask on.

[Red Badger]

Won’t the nuts get stuck in your nose?..................

[Boomer]

Right because everyone knows the sinuses were designed to ingest food products. /s

What could possibly go wrong?

[dp0622]

ROFL!!!

I replied to a post about bad habits in general :)

But now I have to try...

[Forgotten Amendments]

The nannies will not be pleased. I can see Chuck Schumer running to a mic right now.

[Puppage]

Thank you, thank you.

[null and void]

I’m in heaven!

[Trillian]

Nothing better says I’m sexy ladies like looking like you pooped through your nose.

[null and void]

Bad idea. One of the few paths directly across the blood brain barrier.

Great idea. One of the few paths directly across the blood brain barrier.

[MeganC]

Hey, look at that! A new way to get cancer!

[bgill]

You thought Wacko Jacko’s nose falling off was an oddity. Just wait.

[bgill]

You still could.

[philetus]

Sounds like another episode of SouthPark.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I have had constant post nasal drip for 50 years. I might really enjoy this stuff! ENT next week, but docs have been trying for 50 years with no good results.
When you;re smoochin’ with your honey,
And her nose is gettin’ runny. Don’tcha think it’s funny,
Cuz it’s not!

[Nifster]

If I’m going to snort anything it ain’t gonna be chocolate

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I have had constant post nasal drip for 50 years. I might really enjoy this stuff! ENT next week, but docs have been trying for 50 years with no good results.
When you;re smoochin’ with your honey,
And her nose is gettin’ runny. Don’tcha think it’s funny,
Cuz it’s not!

[Nifster]

Two weeks is a long time

[Nifster]

Precisely

[MHGinTN]

Two words: chocolate suppositories.

[moovova]

“Bad idea. One of the few paths directly across the blood brain barrier.”

Don’t forget between your lower lip and gum.

I’ve been dipping Raisinettes for years.