Now we know what career Buelah Ballbreaker went into after Porky's.
Posted on 03/13/2017 8:27:49 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs" in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill.
(Excerpt) Read more at texastribune.org ...
He’s making a strong case for legislatures to only be in session for three days, every other year.
Studies have shown that 93% of men masturbate at least once a month and the other 7% are lying about it.
hahahahaha. Yeah!
SO NOT THEIR BUSINESS!!!
Love how the Dems characterize moral principles as “moralistic” beliefs.
It’s amazing that I still have any vision left.
Can we just cease having law makers now?
I don’t need any further idiot people telling me what to do and what to not do.
Stupid.
Ping.
Ping...or not.
That picture is going to save a lot of possible fines.
Don’t they have better things to do in Texas than this. I can’t determine what a vasectomy has to do with masturbation or a colonoscopy? And one problem stems into what about oral or manual stimulation with a partner? Does it fall under the same theory with homosexual acts as that even erases the possibility of procreation?
Don’t they have a wall to build or a border to protect? Can’t they spend time taking care of the 7 out of every 10,000 persons in Texas that are homeless? How about the one in six Texas households that struggle to avoid hunger? So they have time to do this crap? This is what Trump is trying to stop. The wasted efforts of politicians to do their job. Perfect example.
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Now we know what career Buelah Ballbreaker went into after Porky's.
> ATM Machine
What the heck is THAT clip from?
Or said another way “Stay outta the bushes!”
Perfect deterrent
Pretty sure it’s from Caddyshack.
Caddyshack
That much I've already done, so's I guess I owe somebody $100.
That other item I've never heard of.
Really?
Caddy Shack.
And he’s not really spanking the monkey. He’s washing his balls.
Golf balls.
JEEEEZZ!! I’m already blind!! Now they want $100??
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