Top scientist who discovered Litvinenko poison 'stabbed himself to death with two knives...

Mirror ^ | November 24, 2016 | Imogen Robinson

[McGruff]

Full title: Top scientist who discovered Litvinenko poison 'stabbed himself to death with two knives' after trip to Russia

The father-of-two reportedly died from self-inflicted injuries, despite one detective believing he couldn't have stayed conscious long enough to wound himself that much

[Mjreagan]

First ever suicide by two knives and multiple wounds.

Seriously....Putin....put your dogs on Soros already.

[JohnBrowdie]

. . . and then he fell down an elevator shaft . . . onto some bullets.

[txhurl]

Is polonium that rare?

[justlurking]

I guess this is like someone committing suicide by shooting themselves in the back 15 times, pausing twice to reload.

[EvilCapitalist]

Is this the Russian version of Arkancide?

[McGruff]

He was last observed around midnight at a Walmart Black Friday event.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Yes. Very.

[justlurking]

Is polonium that rare?

Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polonium#Occurrence_and_production

Polonium is a very rare element in nature because of the short half-life of all its isotopes. 210Po, 214Po, and 218Po appear in the decay chain of 238U; thus polonium can be found in uranium ores at about 0.1 mg per metric ton (1 part in 1010),[39][40] which is approximately 0.2% of the abundance of radium.

Because it is present in such small concentrations, isolation of polonium from natural sources is a very tedious process. The largest batch of the element ever extracted, performed in the first half of the 20th century, contained only 40 Ci (1.5 TBq) (9 mg) of polonium-210 and was obtained by processing 37 tonnes of residues from radium production.[44] Polonium is now obtained by irradiating bismuth with high-energy neutrons or protons.[15][45]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Arkancide spreads over the world.

[Gay State Conservative]

You've gotta admire the pluck of those who commit suicide by repeatedly stabbing themselves in the belly/chest and those who shoot themselves in the back of the head...more than once.

[Squantos]

and up three flights of stairs 4 times.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Maybe he was ambidextrous? Or the first knife wasn't getting the job done?

[ptsal]

This could have happened in Arkansas or DC. There must be a syndrome linked to the loss of power or global warning.

[calenel]

Did he have something on the Clintons?

[Roger Kaputnik]

“He stabbed himself in the back 10 times and then threw himself off the Brooklyn Bridge.”

~ Jelley from the movie “Analyze This” ~

[McGruff]

Now if Hillary would have won the election this event would have been even more intriguing.

[dayglored]

Surely this is satire. /s

[billyboy15]

This guy is related to Vince Foster.

[Rebelbase]

Putincide?