[McGruff]

Full title: Top scientist who discovered Litvinenko poison 'stabbed himself to death with two knives' after trip to Russia

The father-of-two reportedly died from self-inflicted injuries, despite one detective believing he couldn't have stayed conscious long enough to wound himself that much

[Mjreagan]

First ever suicide by two knives and multiple wounds.

Seriously....Putin....put your dogs on Soros already.

[JohnBrowdie]

. . . and then he fell down an elevator shaft . . . onto some bullets.

[txhurl]

Is polonium that rare?

[justlurking]

I guess this is like someone committing suicide by shooting themselves in the back 15 times, pausing twice to reload.

[EvilCapitalist]

Is this the Russian version of Arkancide?

[McGruff]

He was last observed around midnight at a Walmart Black Friday event.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Arkancide spreads over the world.

[Gay State Conservative]

You've gotta admire the pluck of those who commit suicide by repeatedly stabbing themselves in the belly/chest and those who shoot themselves in the back of the head...more than once.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Maybe he was ambidextrous? Or the first knife wasn't getting the job done?

[calenel]

Did he have something on the Clintons?

[dayglored]

Surely this is satire. /s

[billyboy15]

This guy is related to Vince Foster.

[Billthedrill]

A pathologist said he could not completely exclude the possibility that someone else had been involved in the death of the father...

I like that solid professional detachment right there...

[BykrBayb]

Arkancidenik?

[Stevenc131]

Henry Marshall, LBJ, look it up. The local coroner ruled it a suicide. Poor guy was so depressed he shot himself 5 times in the torso with a bolt action .22 rifle.

[AZLiberty]

After outing Putin as a killer-by-proxy a while back, he visits Russia?

[LucyT]

Top scientist who discovered Litvinenko poison 'stabbed himself to death with two knives'

A pathologist said he could not completely exclude the possibility that someone else had been involved in the death of the father, but came to the conclusion that the injuries were self-inflicted.

[DannyTN]

We need to license suicides and require a course.....there are just too many people botching their suicide the first time, and enduring needless pain while they stab and shoot themselves multiple times.

[Lion Den Dan]

Sounds like the “suicide” of a Reserve Component Army Captain at Ft. Knox some years ago. The Captain stabbed himself in the back 20 some times while out on his morning PT run.We know that this is true as the Commanding General said it was.