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Canadian Militia Vows To Protect Borders From Illegal Americans
usapoliticalnews.com ^ | Nov. 11, 2016

Posted on 11/10/2016 8:42:38 PM PST by PROCON


Huntington | A Canadian militia seems to have taken Donald Trump’s victory very seriously fearing hundreds of thousands of illegal Americans could try to cross the border.

The Permanent Active Militia (PAM) is a country-wide association which is believed to have approximately 4,500 members across the country with its headquarters in Huntington, Ontario, near the Minnesota border.

“ This ain’t no Mexico border. Illegals will face snow and deadly cold temperatures, not withstanding dangerous predator attacks from bears, cougars and wolves. If you’re an American crossing the border illegally, your chances of survival are pretty slim ”

– John C. McCaullagh, Militia leader

“Killing illegal citizens is a crime in Canada and we don’t openly encourage violence within our organization, but we can’t prevent members from shooting a few rounds at them just to scare them away. If you accidentally get hit in the knee or in the leg, without medical assistance, you’re a dead man within 2 or 3 days” he warns.

“Better alive in the US than dead in Canada. It just ain’t worth the gamble” he adds.

“The United States under Obama has gone weak. Those pussy Democrats, they love those illegals, that’s who votes for them. Weak US-Mexico borders means tons of Mexicans are trying to reach Canada illegally also, that’s why we’re here to protect those borders” explains a high-ranking member of PAM, who wishes to stay anonymous.

“We’d love to have a wall like Israel has with Palestine. Israel is 20 years ahead in the game” he explains. “Steel reinforced walls, those would be the best to keep the rats out” he adds, laughingly.

Rapists, criminals and liberals

Militia members are mostly afraid that rapists, criminals, but also surprisingly, liberals, could cross the Canada-United States borders, endangering their families, jobs and way of life.

“It’s not just the rapists and the criminals, it’s also the liberals” explains Jerry Masborough, a 40-year-old militia veteran. “Those liberals, we don’t want anything to do with them. They will make our people weak, we don’t want none of them sissies corrupting our youth. We already got a wuss for a Prime Minister, we don’t need none of them Islam-loving, queer-embracing commies in our own country” he comments. “They can all burn in Hell for all I care” he adds.

Former Conservative Minister of Citizenship and Immigration, Christopher A. Alexander, had also proposed the idea of a Canada-US border wall in 2013 and in 2014, receiving massive Parliament support before the Conservative Party was defeated during the 2015 election.


TOPICS: Canada; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016election; humor; liberals; trumpelection
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To: adaven

We’re cousins with the Brits and brothers with Canadians. We mutually think the other is an overbearing @$$hole, but they’re still your cousin/brother and to be saved when in a pinch. Plus, refusing to take our Liberal refuse is just good sense. We’d rather they went south to enjoy the Latin lifestyle anyway. That way there will be a big wall barring the MFer’s return.


21 posted on 11/10/2016 9:03:55 PM PST by katana
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To: PROCON

Tell them illegals they have to sing God Save the Queen or they won’t be allowed to stay.


22 posted on 11/10/2016 9:04:43 PM PST by Ciexyz (After eight years of Obama, I can't afford to buy nothin'.)
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To: PROCON

Lol


23 posted on 11/10/2016 9:07:24 PM PST by Rusty0604
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To: PROCON

“:^) I aim to disrupt those who make silly assumptions regarding our nation.

Refugees? Seriously? Give me a break.


24 posted on 11/10/2016 9:07:45 PM PST by DoughtyOne (The morning and the evening were the election day. People voted. The Lord saw, and it was good.)
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To: PROCON

25 posted on 11/10/2016 9:08:53 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: DoughtyOne

:-)


26 posted on 11/10/2016 9:09:48 PM PST by PROCON (President-Elect TRUMP, what a sweet sound!)
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To: PROCON

Later


27 posted on 11/10/2016 9:11:05 PM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: adaven

Interesting that support for the wall evaporated when the Conservative Party lost power! Wonder how much SOROS money went into getting Trudeau elected?????


28 posted on 11/10/2016 9:11:28 PM PST by Frank_2001
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To: 2banana

I read some where that foreigners who live in Mexico are limited to income less than $1000 a month.

If true, no liberal would dare live in such squalor.


29 posted on 11/10/2016 9:13:27 PM PST by txnativegop (Tired of liberals, even a few in my own family.)
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To: PROCON

The trick about getting across the Canadian border illegally is first toss a box of Tim Horton donuts cross first distracted them

them when all the Canadians are scrambling to get a donut ...run real fast wile they’re not looking


30 posted on 11/10/2016 9:14:35 PM PST by tophat9000 (Tophat9000)
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To: PROCON

LOL


31 posted on 11/10/2016 9:14:40 PM PST by piytar (http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
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To: PROCON

They have the right to protect their country from loser celebrities from this country. I stand behind them in this endeavor.


32 posted on 11/10/2016 9:17:41 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (A proud and defiant irredeemable deplorable!)
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To: Lisbon1940

They are responsible for defending their country.

Canada and the U.S. have been great friends. If some malcontent losers here don’t like it here, they can draw a nice warm bath, slide into it, pop a few pills and rid the world of themselves.


33 posted on 11/10/2016 9:20:48 PM PST by Ray76 (DRAIN THE SWAMP)
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To: FlingWingFlyer; MinuteGal

Come on, all you phony liberals, escape to Mexico, not to Canada that doesn’t want you. Go live amongst the brown skinned brothers and sisters you profess solidarity with, not the mostly white ones in the northern climes.

The weather is warmer in Mexico too. Head for Mexico City, you hypocrites. Or go live in Jordan, or Egypt, with your Muzzie friends you also profess solidarity with. Feh, what a bunch of phonies, one and all. None of you will move one inch outside of U.S. borders, as you are a bunch of blowhards and cowards at heart.

You’d rather stay right here in this country so you can continue to verbally tear it down. Too bad you can’t be forced out, but that’s one of the perks of living here, isn’t it? You get to stay regardless of your obnoxious behavior. That’s unfortunate.


34 posted on 11/10/2016 9:29:43 PM PST by flaglady47 (TRUMP Rocked and WON!!!!)
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To: PROCON

Illegal liberal hunting tags $40.00 or 2 for $75.00 ... Canadian eh!


35 posted on 11/10/2016 9:30:23 PM PST by free_life (If you ask Jesus to forgive you and to save you, He will.)
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To: PROCON

Why don’t dem Canadian hosers want any American liberals, eh? Spread the wealth, ya know? ;-)


36 posted on 11/10/2016 9:34:39 PM PST by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: PROCON

I guess that flood of cowards into kanada back in the 60s still sticks in their throat?


37 posted on 11/10/2016 9:36:37 PM PST by LouAvul (The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
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To: PROCON

Can’t we negotiate some kind of deal? Canada is pretty big and we have millions of liberals who desperately need a new home.


38 posted on 11/10/2016 9:47:09 PM PST by garjog (Obama: bringing joy to the hearts of Terrorists everywhere.)
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To: garjog

I hear its lovely up in Nunavut this time of year.


39 posted on 11/10/2016 11:42:42 PM PST by Nothingburger
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To: JudyinCanada

Can we import some of those wild animals from y’all for our southern border?


40 posted on 11/11/2016 2:56:34 AM PST by MagnoliaB
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