Posted on 09/30/2016 10:15:18 AM PDT by Altura Ct.
When future generations read about the “Great Gender Pronoun Wars” of the early twenty-first century, they will most certainly learn of Grant Strobl – a noble and mighty king.
“His Majesty” is an unlikely title for a 21-year-old political science major from Grosse Pointe, Michigan.
In less than 24-hours, the brave conservative single-handedly defeated an army of gender neutral activists at the University of Michigan.
Think David versus a gender confused Goliath.
The University of Michigan recently announced a new initiative to allow students to select their preferred gender pronouns through an online service.
It was designed as a way to help professors tell the difference between the guys and the gals and the zi’s and the zir’s.
“Asking about and correctly using someone’s designated pronoun is one of the most basic ways to show your respect for their identity and to cultivate an environment that respects all gender identities,” wrote Provost Martha Pollack in an email to students and faculty.
It’s all part of the university’s effort to foster an “environment of inclusiveness.”
The university actually created a “pronoun committee” to ensure that faculty members “play a vital role in ensuring all of our community feels valued, respected and included.”
It was in that spirit of inclusivity that Grant decided to have a bit of fun. He logged into the university’s computer system, clicked on the “Gender Identity Tab” and promptly declared his new designated pronoun.
“You could put anything you wanted into the system,” Grant told me. “So I did.”
And so it was in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Sixteen that Grant Strobl came to be known as “His Majesty” – Noble Ruler of the Wolverines.
Yes, good readers – Grant Strobl changed his designated pronoun to “His Majesty.”
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Hail Grant - long life to His Majesty
I’m betting the university repeals this.
I would choose `Grand Poobah of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes’.
I got dibs on “The One and Only”
Ridicule ridiculousness.
It drives them crazy.
LOL. Make mine “Professor,” professor.
You may henceforth refer to me as “exalted one lafroste”. Thank you for your slavish adherence to my irrational demands.
Is Star Lord already taken?
And I shall dub myself “She Who Must be Obeyed.”
I’d simply go with...His Excellency Field Marshal Supreme Potentate for Life
GMTA!
I said the same thing yesterday, in a post about this subject, only my choice was “Master of the Universe”.................
Reminds me of Heller’s “Major major”!
Who?
His Majesty has done a great service....
Star Lord! Star Lord!!
GRRRRRRR!
I kinda like “Supreme Commander”
Never heard of you.
C’mon. You MUST have heard of me!
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