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Amazon Reviews of Hillary's New Book.
Amazon ^ | 9/17/16 | Amazon Customers

Posted on 09/17/2016 9:39:41 AM PDT by proust

"I bought the audio-book version and all I could hear was coughing"

"The chapter where Hillbilly talks about her battle with Parkinson's Disease was difficult to read. Difficult because it was missing from the book."

"What a horrible book. I got brain damage after 4 pages and lost my shoe."

"Even though I did not pay for it, I want my money back"

"Evidently you can judge a book by its cover"


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KEYWORDS: amazon; bookreview; hillary; hillary2016; hillarysucks; lolfest; rofl
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To: proust

“I’d write a bad review but I don’t want to die in a car crash or commit suicide by shooting myself in the head twice...”

OMG! Tears, here! ALL of the reviews are simply hilarious!

Someone better screen-capture this before it goes away, or amazon.com has a little accident. ‘Nice website ya got there...be a SHAME if anything were to happen to it!’


41 posted on 09/17/2016 10:12:57 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: Brookhaven

42 posted on 09/17/2016 10:14:20 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: savagesusie

And even more funny...those who checked the box ‘was this review helpful’. There were 586 reviews in all, & I’m sure it’ll be up to thousand in no time.


43 posted on 09/17/2016 10:14:36 AM PDT by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
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To: proust
Damn, really disappointed. I thought it was THIS book!

 photo HILLARYS BOOK COVER TOPIC TEXT_zpsvisszjga.jpg

AVAILABLE FREE IN DUMPSTERS EVERYWHERE!

44 posted on 09/17/2016 10:14:49 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (THE 4TH ESTATE HERE HAS BECOME A 5TH COLUMN. DIDN'T WE IMPRISON TOKYO ROSE???)
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To: proust

45 posted on 09/17/2016 10:16:52 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: All

“I bought this thinking it would be a how-to book. I wanted ‘How to set up your own Foundation for fun and profit.’ Also, would like to have seen a chapter on ‘Ten easy steps to setting up your own secure server in a bathroom.’”


46 posted on 09/17/2016 10:17:48 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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“Will undoubtedly be awarded a Nobel Prize.”

*SNORT*


47 posted on 09/17/2016 10:19:53 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Best weight loss technique!
By Cathy Joon September 17, 2016
Format: Paperback

“I was THRILLED to see the book finally out! I’ve been trying to drop a size to fit into a dress for a wedding at the end of the month, and from page one this has kept me SO nauseated I haven’t been able to keep ANYTHING down!
I couldn’t be bulimic on my own - I really am a coward when it comes to self-induced puking - but this has made it SO EFFORTLESS. I may even finish it...maybe I can lose 3 or 4 sizes by the time I’m done!”


48 posted on 09/17/2016 10:22:07 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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578 of 583 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars
Health Warning!, September 16, 2016
By chjhorses

“This review is from: Stronger Together (Paperback)
Pre-ordered an autographed copy but had to return it after this week’s announcement as I was worried it was contaminated with pneumonia bacteria. I didn’t want to end up exposed to the illness like her grandkids in Chelsea’s apartment she was playing with on 9/11 after she collapsed, or the little girl she was hugging in the street afterwards. Thought about ordering the Kindle version but I thought it might open my device up to being hacked by communist countries. I wasn’t too surprised to see Tim Kaine on the front cover giving the traditional National Socialist salute, I felt it fitting. Strongly recommended for those who believe the USA isn’t anything special and should be more like the peaceful utopias of North Korea, Iran, or Cuba.”

Faith in Humanity RESTORED! :)


49 posted on 09/17/2016 10:25:04 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: proust

I couldn’t find the book at first because I thought it would be listed under fiction.


50 posted on 09/17/2016 10:27:53 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: proust

Here was mine:

This is Not a Book about Drug Interactions

I was really disappointed. I have a great aunt who lives with us and she is always falling down, passing out, spazzing out generally and alternately yelling at us like we are a bunch of deplorable idiots.

She is always asking us kids to get her medicines. She takes at least 10 medications and yet she is always still falling down.

I was hoping that this book by Ms. Clinton would help me figure out which medications work better together so I don’t have to keep dragging aunt Bessie into bed and re-inserting her catheter. But no, this is just some stupid propaganda which is no help to anyone.

Two thumbs down.


51 posted on 09/17/2016 10:32:23 AM PDT by anton
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To: proust

I loved the tweak of her logo
that turns it into
Stronger
To Get Her


52 posted on 09/17/2016 10:33:22 AM PDT by Rytas
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To: proust

I would have liked to thumbs up all comments, but there are hundreds of comedy one-liners in there!


53 posted on 09/17/2016 10:37:26 AM PDT by CodeToad
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To: proust

Too funny. Thanks for posting


54 posted on 09/17/2016 10:37:33 AM PDT by LucienCA13 (sorry if you are microaggrieved)
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To: alloysteel
And also recited the audio version?

First line of the article: "I bought the audio-book version and all I could hear was coughing".

Since you brought it up, I wonder just how long it took to record the book? OTOH, the machine readers have improved considerably.

55 posted on 09/17/2016 10:38:51 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: proust

This book made me laugh and cry and ponder the meaning of life.

And that was just from looking at the photo on the cover.


56 posted on 09/17/2016 11:01:29 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: proust

Thanks for posting this. I have been laughing so hard all morning reading them.


57 posted on 09/17/2016 11:07:21 AM PDT by pugmama (Ports Moon.)
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To: proust
The candid reviews are absolutely hysterical and cut both these fraudsters right to the bone.

"Be sure your sins will find you out."

Jezebel Hillary has brought ALL of this upon herself. Her decades of habitual lying, corruption and her decrepit "health" are a matter of "public record". The reviewers are using THE FACTS to make her and Kane an utter laughingstock.

Great entertainment at Hildabeast's expense, thanks.

58 posted on 09/17/2016 11:30:20 AM PDT by Jmouse007 (Lord God Almighty, deliver us from this evil in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, amen.)
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To: Dick Bachert

“Is that little pocket knife really up to the task?”

Hilarious!


59 posted on 09/17/2016 11:42:02 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: CodeToad

I was thinking that having the book and reviews on Amazon could be a blessing. Sheeple who blindly follow and vote for Clintons may not know about 75% of the evil these people have done to America. Maybe they’ll read the “reviews” and learn something they need to know.


60 posted on 09/17/2016 11:47:14 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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