Still a Conspiracy?… Bill Clinton Thought Hillary Was Too Sickly to Run for President

The Gateway Pundit ^ | Aug 24th, 2016 | Jim Hoft

[xzins]

Hillary Clinton appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday in an attempt to suppress reports that she is weak and sickly.

Hillary mocked the many reports on her ill health by opening a jar of pickles – that was already opened.

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Most physicians use the jar opening test to determine health.

I remember my first pickle jar when I was a young teen. The doc hands me the jar and says, “Open it, kid.”

I did and I got my clean bill of health to play football.

And then coach put us through hell. Not the tackling dummies, not the sled, not the car tires, but the dreaded “pickle jar run.” 10 seconds only to go 40 yards and open 2 pickle jars for each 10 yards.

It made 250 pound linemen cry.

Fortunately, they got to eat the pickles, so that helped a little bit.

[xzins]

See #61.

:>)

[daku]

“Pickles” Clinton
That’s a nickname that could stick !

[Salvation]

**Bill thought Hilalry was too sickly to run for president.

He tells the truth for once?

[Verginius Rufus]

Or maybe “Pickled Hillary.”

[Grampa Dave]

[murron]

I also get some of the juice on me from having to hit the lid to get it open.

[WayneS]

Yes. You are correct. To do otherwise would dishonor your ancestors.

I apologize for my crass and poorly thought-out suggestion.

[longfellow]

I think the boys at the top are going to give them accidents real soon, they are a liability.

Other than that I HOPE THEY ARE DYING A PAINFUL DEATH AND THEY ARE ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE TRUMP WIN!

How’s dat?

[Toespi]

I’m thinking she is on an IV drip to have immediate access to whatever medication she must have to keep her condition under control in public. Explains the long heavy coats with long sleeves.