Posted on 06/29/2016 4:31:48 PM PDT by Zakeet
In the English language, a certain type of baked chocolate dessert is known as a "brownie." This is very problematic, of course, because a lot of people have brown skin. If you say the word "brownie" out loud, you might hurt the feelings of a person with brown skin. And that's bad. That's why we have the police.
On June 16, police were called to an unlikely scene: an end-of-the-year class party at the William P. Tatem Elementary School in Collingswood.
A third grader had made a comment about the brownies being served to the class. After another student exclaimed that the remark was "racist," the school called the Collingswood Police Department, according to the mother of the boy who made the comment.
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It's a good thing the little criminal didn't use the words "cupcake" or "twinkie."
Please.
Please tell us this is satire.
There is no point in attempting to live with these intolerant asses any longer.
The time for the split, per Dr. Walter E. Williams, has arrived.
This better be satire, PLEASE let it be satire..for the small amount of hope I have in this country Im hoping this is just one sick joke
No, it wasn’t. The country has gone raving mad.
I see what you did there lol
No joke.
Next time you cook up some of those tasty dark colored treats, do not call them the B word. Call them dark colored sugary squares.
Stop the world...
I want to get off.
*cue music*
Oh trust me I didnt need this story to prove that..almost eight years of Obama, with him still being popular already tells me what I need to know about my country
The split between sanity and total wigged out looney toons.
These people have walked off the bridge and in to the abyss.
I have never before heard of the word brownie as being a racial epithet and cant for the life of me understand why it would be.
I’ve taught my kids to avoid this troublesome sort of event. When anyone asks my kids what they like for dessert, they are trained to reply, “Those cakey things that are loaded with marijuana. They give me a real buzz.”
This never causes a ripple of social outrage, times being what they are.
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‘School’ is a misnomer. They are ideological day camps.
Or ho-ho. May offend the girls who are hos.
It’s New Jersey. The whole stare is a joke. Look at our governor.
They called the cops on a third grader for saying “brownie”? I’m sorry, even if he had used the N-word that shouldn’t be grounds for law enforcement. There must be more to this story.
Mr Christie is somewhat disappointing, but if he had won the GOP nomination this year, he’d give Clinton a tough race just like Trump.
Swine.
If I was Tony Soprano I firstly would chew someone out and if that didn’t work then its the brown fields for you pal
Good gravy Mary Joseph and jaysus didn’t UNC just renig on the microagression policy the admin moonbats advocated?
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