[the_individual2014]

This is a joke right.

[NewHampshireDuo]

How about “Zit?”

[hal ogen]

How about " IT "?

[Steve_Seattle]

How often would this even come up? A waitress says, “What would you like?” A clerk says, “Can I help you?” or “That will be $14.95.” A supervisor could tell an employee, “Help that person over there.” Pronouns can largely be avoided.

[KrisKrinkle]

“The Gotham mayor’s Commission on Human Rights says entities that fail to address customers by their preferred gender pronouns and titles are in violation of the law and could be subject to penalties of up to $250,000.”

I prefer the title “Master”. Maybe sometimes “Lord and Master”.

[Tzimisce]

Free speech?

Not in Obamaland

[GregoTX]

Satire?

[Rusty0604]

Please wake me up from this insane nightmare I’m having.

[Red Badger]

Jawohl, mein Herr......................

[fuzzylogic]

Insane. This is just free speech tyranny.

[OrangeHoof]

Fine. From now on, I will address him as Dizhonor, the Mayor of New York.

[Yaelle]

Abandon NYC. Sheesh.

(Not that this won’t come to LA, and here we’d probably have to learn twice the new pronouns - in Spanish, too)

[fishtank]

[GreyFriar]

I wonder if the New Yorkers will declare their support for him when/if he runs for re-election?

[fishtank]

[DugwayDuke]

Actually, the bill does have a redeeming feature. Dining establishment can no longer require the wearing of a tie.

[Sasparilla]

...NYC Mayor Wants To Fine Businesses Who Don’t Use Transgender Pronouns Such As “Ze” Or “Zir”....

These words are just gruntlike sounds of political correctness and have not reached the point of being part of the recognized English language or part of the vernacar of everyday use of ordinary people.

[EDINVA]

Can’t we just cut to the chase and use “Comrade.”

[Sasparilla]

Or of the vernacular too

[VRWCarea51]

Ze Mayor is a Nazi!