Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Cruz, Cruz, Cruz, that’s all folks....................
Trump wins.
“We are going to talk about what went “wrong.” - Rush
Dear God!
I made this mistake of turning this fool on for 5 minutes this morning.
I don’t care about Cruz, Rush. You won’t stop saying “Cruz”, so I am going to stop you.
Bye.
Just said he predicted this. LOL wut?! Maybe on Planet Oxy, but on planet earth Rush was a true believer as recently as yesterday.
Rush had gone deaf in more ways than one.
There are no implants for tone deafness.
That's what it seems like so far, based on the comments here. Rush was pre-empted today on WOR in NYC by the Mets, who are playing a day game.
Rush is now saying that he has foreseen everything that has happened. Maybe he’s morphing into Glenn Beck.
Last I heard, he was fasting and on suicide watch. With his face down in a plate of orange Cheetos.
Talk Radio has become the occasional content wedged in between the many commercials. My keyboard’s MUTE button comes close to melting during these shows.
Rush missed out on Reagan’s elections too; never voted for him even though he could have ... it happens. Someone else had to stand in his place. I hope he votes for Trump now.
Cruz. Cruz. Cruz’s campaign. Cruz’s great speech. Cruz. More Cruz. Texts about Cruz. Irrational hatred for Cruz.
Trump who?
Rush is like someone whose dearly beloved has just died. All he wants to do is talk about him. He's in bereavement. Working through the grief.
Coming up: audio soundbites from the Cruz campaign, and people reacting to their fears (of Trump?)
I wonder if Rush will break down and cry. What a travesty.
Rush is going on about why we hate Cruz! Just maybe we like Trump.
The show will be all about Cruz. Limbaugh is a total dick.
And if if that was Cruz’s best speech, NO WONDER he lost!
Limbaugh should tell us the universe he lives in so we can visit. Did he not see Trump win in landslides??
It used to be that Rush would not endorse in the primaries, or so he used to say. The past few months, he’s acted like he was Mrs. Ted Cruz.
Turning this A$$ hole off now!
20 minutes after the hour, and this idiot couldn’t find it in his “sizeable heart” to offer congratulations to Trump for his massive win! Instead trying to make excuses for why Mr. Haney lost and dropped out.
Up yours Limbaugh!
RUSH needs to get on the Trump Train and put whatever personal issues he has behind him.
More like: #alwaysnutty
Cruz was really the true conservative ....feel bad for him. He’s a very good man. I hope he will be able to still help change this country....
He sounds mad more than disappointed
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