Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Saying Cruz didn’t compete in a bunch of states. Baloney. He competed and lost.
He’s rambling. I wonder if he knows?
Hope Tom Brady’s name doesn’t come in the news feeds today, or he’ll spend an hour talking about deflated footballs.
His show has declined so much. Twenty minutes of substance and the rest commercials and talking about himself.
It is so awesome what is happening Trump won and lots of our eyes have be opened to these ass clowns these pimps of punditry pushing the correct, audience tailored course of uniparty talking points.
Rush was sad last night, now quoting an email from a friend, and how he was too emotional to respond to an anti Cruz email.
Rush:
Cruz. Cruz. Cruz’s campaign. Cruz’s great speech. Cruz. More Cruz. Texts about Cruz. Irrational hatred for Cruz.
Trump who?
Rush wondering aimlessly; hasn’t mentioned Trump’s massive win.
Cue violin music to set the mood for today’s program.
Have screamed my head off how freepers, conservatives,independants,etc are missin the TWO BIGGEST ELECTION STORIES IN 50 YEARS
WELL, I was heard, I meet pr folk monday
Must have a broken heart...lol. This show is going to be worthless I think.
Will be interesting to see how Rush "evolves" over the coming months now that his guy Cruz is gone.
totally Glenn Limbaugh anymore, both crying in their beer so to speak.
Rush said he got a nasty tweet last night from someone he thought was his friend.
I think we’ve all been there the last few months!
Rush said he didn’t respond to it. That’s often the best course. I like it.
totally Glenn Limbaugh anymore, both crying in their beer so to speak.
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Very fitting name!
Why the hate for Cruz? It wasn’t anything personal if you can believe that. It was because we know he could never win and we see Trump as the only hope for saving ourselves. It was anyone else we would have hated that person as well. It’s not the person it was the threat to our chance to win.
Another show about Cruz! Good God.
The establishment was against Cruz??? They rallied around him.
I think Rush is as insane for Cruz as is Rush’s brother.
Always the most scorn is reserved for apostates!
Now he his pushing BS that it was the GOP was squashing Cruz because of conservativism -
Rush has lost his touch
those happy about Cruz departing and Trump winning are irrational
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