Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
This is still so sad and misguided. Rush really doesn’t get it. He sees Cruz as a checklist of Conservatism. Cruz is absolutely a liar. He lies about everything. Reagan was also not Cruz Creepy...Here comes the stealing delegates thing. Cruz was brilliant and Lincolnesque. LMAO...He did explain it you bozo. The voters found it distasteful.
Cruz is a liar. Ben Carson, anyone?
He's an entertainer, sell the sizzle. Know what a, "hook" is?
For Rush, Reagan is the hook.
It's his signature like, "Take my wife, please" was a signature. After the signature, a quote or two, then hours of what any thinking person realizes doesn't at all fit with what Reagan believed and was willing to fight for. Just a lot of "11th commandment" stuff as if Reagan, who wasn't shy about putting quotas on things that threatened US industry, would support every bit of the Globalist agenda and total social decay into paganism.
I would think Limbaugh might be having an affair with Cruz except that I don’t think he fits in campaign bus bathrooms.
That’s it I turned him off. I know the game he’s playing and he’s scum. He just wants to keep all the Ted Cruz purists as his listeners, and the Fox bigwigs as his buddies.
I used to tune in for the wickedly funny parodies. When they stopped, I left.
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We have the 24/7 subscription, and have enjoyed the parodies as well. For past several months, he’s only been playing the same ones over and over. Now, he doesn’t do even that. Once in a while we get a parody, but now it’s bumper music on breaks mostly.
Three quarters into the 2nd hour I turned him on and was talking about how brilliant Cruz’ delegate strategy was.
He just wants to keep all the Ted Cruz purists as his listeners
I’ve NEVER seen so many sore winners in this lifetime.
You guys won...now shut up and just support the one you wanted. GEEEEZ!
Cruz is no Abraham Lincoln.
Did anyone read Fred Barnes’ interesting take on Cruz? He thought Cruz’s bragging about his ability to master the ‘process’ of snaring delegates (while Trump spoke about national borders and jobs) did him in.
I know I feel the same way. All for nothing we should have bombed the hell out these places and shut our borders. I too suffer and always will the guilt of the Bush.
Carson has dropped out of the race. Trump is a liberal like Hillary. Trump hates guns. Trump won't build a wall. Trump wants Obamacare. etc.
[Larry Wilmore calls Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer in White House ...]
Elrumpist has never mentioned WHERE that Zodiac stuff really started but he keeps shooting his mouth off to indicate it COULD HAVE originated elsewhere.
I actually voted for Trump in Florida, but was really on the fence. I wanted both. I just hope Trump can get the wall and jobs back. Those are 2 of the main reasons I voted for him. I liked Cruz because i believe he would put in a Conservative SC Justice. Not 100% about that with Trump. I just pray Trump can beat the lying cheating kill anything in her way Hitlery.
This guy made me embarrassed. Total disrespectful and rude.
Just tuned in after a multi-month self-imposed break. So, what do I hear: 2 Cruz callers in a row. And a DailyCaller article reading from the boyfriend of Michelle Fields - the “Grabgate” HOAXER - about how he will now vote for Hillary. How far the mighty have fallen.
There are only 2 explanations for Rush today: 1.) Willful blindness combined with personal problems, or 2.) He is one of the talkers that was paid out of the $34 million #NeverTrump kitty. Sadly, I believe it was the latter.
Have to shut off this paid liar...this time for good.
I like Reagan. But whether advisers or other input, whatever he did meant the buck stopped with him. Yes, it’s easy to Monday morning quarterback, but we tend to do that with politicians. It’s part of the game. And it would cause a lot of heartache as candidate Reagan today vs the Reagan we currently revere.
HOLY SMOKES, someone needs to ask him when did you stop beating your wife?
That’s a missed point, Ted can accomplish much through the Senate if he applies himself.
His charm no doubt, and the slimy aura that only a malignant Narcissist can ooze.
Ted probably never had a girl look at him in High School or college; he was thought of as being “creepy” at Princeton when he would stroll down the dorm halls in his bathrobe.
Carly is old enough to be his mother, does Ted have mommy issues?
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