Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
I’ve tried listening over and over again during the past months and i just cannot. Rush is suffering from TDS.
It’s not the person it was the threat to our chance to win.
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Well said!
Post 148 is the broad strokes
I’m dumb. I learned the full truth about all the Bushes only now. Maybe that is how I fell for Rush for so long too.
No mention of Trump being called racist, xenophobic, kkk-supporting, misogynistic, etc...
I seem to remember these radio guys were never this hard (then) on two very moderate Republican nominees, Romney and McCain. Wonder why that is?
That was the turning point for me too!
Count: Did that really happen? Ive been looking for full speech and can’t find it...wow...what a creep if so
Immigration!
Did you see Ted’s father embrace her last night, over and over again?
How did Cruz get all those ladies? The ones that he didn’t need his cc for.
LMAO
Dear Rush Ted Cruz is NOT Reagan.
and these are the guys that call Trump a narcisist.
I think he’s going to begin trying to position himself as the “loyal” opposition.
“Conservatism has not died. It is in the heart.”
Wanna really be repulsed,study GHW Bush
I think Limbaugh is in a secret affair with Ted Cruz. Omg, not about the delegates again! It was just like Abraham Lincoln!
That makes me cry. Thinking of ALL OUR BOYS (and girls) WHO DIED FOR HIS STUPID WAR ON THE GUY WHO DIDNT EVEN KILL HIS DAD.
I was fooled. I read three HUGE books on whether or not to go to war in Iraq and I was for it. Probably Rush influenced me too, I don’t remember. I feel personally responsible for those deaths for NOTHING. They died to hold towns that are in ISIS hands today. ISIS, whom Al Qaeda thinks are too violent.
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