[Yaelle]

Did you see Ted’s father embrace her last night, over and over again?

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Yes I did. Every chance he had. She didn’t seem to want Rafael Oswald Cruz though... She seems to be in love with Canadian Teddy.

How did Cruz get all those ladies? The ones that he didn’t need his cc for.

[Williams]

I think Limbaugh is in a secret affair with Ted Cruz. Omg, not about the delegates again! It was just like Abraham Lincoln!

[COUNTrecount]

His charm no doubt, and the slimy aura that only a malignant Narcissist can ooze.

Ted probably never had a girl look at him in High School or college; he was thought of as being “creepy” at Princeton when he would stroll down the dorm halls in his bathrobe.

Carly is old enough to be his mother, does Ted have mommy issues?