The "Golden" EIB microphone is plated and the fake gold is now totally off.
Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Makes me wonder why a Bushbot like Rush even likes Reagan.
He has no idea what he is talking about today.
The man is severly deluded.
Interesting. He’s not smarter than that? Hmm. Guess not.
He’s talking about conservatism and Trump is talking about Muslim immigration. We have no conservatism if we have no country!
The first hour is in the archives, and all Rush can do is whine about Cruz. Waah, waah, waaaaaaaaaaah!
You need to lard your gracious posts with a bit more invective.
Now whining about the Zodiac Killer meme, and all the “hate” that was spewed at Cruz. Totally ignoring that same stuff was said about Trump.
Can tell by Rush’s tone that this is very personal.
Rush said, “Ted Cruz loves the Constitution. Knows it backwards and forwards.”
Must be. Cruz found a loophole to natural born citizen.
D1, he either never was whom we thought he was, or he is slipping away mentally. He has never been so up the rear of a candidate in the primary as he is about Cruz. Surely some people are advising Limbaugh that these next few days are crucial in retaining anywhere near the number of listeners he had months ago. He is not listening. What has priority over his job retention?
My book on the StoneWall Brigade is nearly completed. But one of the few things I don’t have is a title. So whomever ever can come up with nice title for me can get a free autograph copy of my book once it is published and out.
LOL, good one.
Rush has lost it. He was Cruz’s public relations man. So today is his funeral. His campaign is over.
It’s better for Rush’s business with a Dem in the White House, his popularity and therefore money come from being a oppositionist, much like the GoPe.
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So yeah he’s pulling for Hillary and has been, he’s fully aware that Trump was the only candidate in the bunch with a chance to beat her.
No, she will find a wheelchair disease an when no one is lookin,end up outta country
Were he and Levin just texting each other crying emoticons all night long?
I’ve heard that said often enough. I never bought into it.
Reagan did get off the beaten track at times, but his advisors were the problem IMO.
Some of his trade ideas were well meaning in the day, but are seen for what they are/were now.
In his day, they seemed reasoned.
I would have more sympathy for Cruz if he ran a honest, clean campaign
Rush has went over to being repulsive today.
Look out Jesus because Cruz is going to replace you. /sarc
Slobbering love affair?
You bet.
The "Golden" EIB microphone is plated and the fake gold is now totally off.
Rush Limbaugh is certifiable. He either was or is pretending to be totally in the tank for Ted Cruz.
He’s going on about poor Ted and his poor family and be won’t stop the Oswald and Zodiac killer nonsense, and it’s as if no one else was criticized and the campaign is soooo mean. My God could such an infant be elected president?
Limbaugh didn’t notice criticism of Trump? Didn’t see the establishment coalesce around Cruz? Didn’t hear Cruz LIE about Trump’s positions every day?
I never understood what a jerk Rush Limbaugh is. Lol now he thinks Cruz quit for his poor family! Did he notice the landslides??
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