Posted on 04/20/2016 8:55:15 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Thank you very much!
Will listen soon, very soon!
The only problem was having to listen to nasal Ted do his lemonade stand bit - another stupid lie that anyone with half a brain could see through. Since I live in NYC, I can almost look out my window and see the gigantic lemonade stands Trump has built.
Unbelievable... 12:38pm ET and Rush still hasn’t talked about Trump’s YUGE win last night. Or did I miss it?
I think Rush was more a Percocet Duke or Earl
Oxys of any consequence are quite a bit to weather and do a show
10-20mg oxycodone would be snap
20-40 mg OxyContin would be hard
His first thirty minutes were voted to replays of certain “I told you so’s” that he now thinks will fix his waffling over the last months. He impacted NOTHING in New York, nor will he in any of the states coming next week.
The fact is that he is IRRELEVANT now as a voice of us. He’s still calling Trump supporters “Trumpists”......
What he says is meaningless.
Thank you very much!
Will listen soon, very soon!
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You’ll enjoy it onyx! Very illustrative!
Hannity was great!
Two months ago, I wouldn't have even considered turning Rush off, let alone cancel my 24/7. But, he's become unlistenable. He's nasty, condescending and rude to any caller supporting Trump. He's allowed Cruzers to say nasty stuff about Trump, and his supporters, and never challenging them. And, that's so he can always say, "I'm not the one who said that!" Trying to cover his arse, but we're onto him!
Now going to a Cruz sound bite...still not covering Trump’s win!
Rush plays the demented idiot Cruz: “Donald is terrified” “Donald isn’t getting to 1237” etc.
Wow. Just WOW.
LOL
Perfectly and very humorously stated!!!
Rush just threw a bone to Trump: he doesn’t look terrified!
Unbelievable.
Rush plays the demented idiot Cruz: Donald is terrified Donald isnt getting to 1237 etc.
Wow. Just WOW.
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Wow, Rush just conceded that Cruz “missed the mark” with these comments. I’m sure Rush will still turn this around as a pro-Cruz comment.
“Unbelievable... 12:38pm ET and Rush still hasnt talked about Trumps YUGE win last night. Or did I miss it?”
Well, let’s see... he’s played clips from people saying they’ll never vote for Trump... um, clips from Ted Cruz attacking Trump... um... Hmm.
Rush
Al Qaeda lives to destroy the Saudi monarchy
You talk so much shit
Did elements in Saudi Arabia finance terrorists on 9-11?
For sure
Does that mean the ruling family was behind it?
No way
It’d be suicidal
Btw
Rush hitting Cruz hard on missing the mark
Rush be snorting stay relevant fish scale today
“That’s the kiss of death for a Conservative candidate. You know the MSM is going to bleat claims that you’re an a-hole 24/7 anyway. A guy like Reagan overcame that by being genuinely likeable, so the voters saw through it.”
You are correct. Also the reason Trump has been able to plow threw all the negative press.
For the life of me, I don’t understand those drugs. They kill pain, thank God, but they didn’t have any ‘high’ impact on me. I prefer valium. Which I don’t take anymore because they’re really addictive.
Oh dear, Oh dear!
Rush disagrees with St Rafael.
Rush doesn’t agree that Trump looks terrified.
Don’t look for Rush to change gears if Trump lands the nomination. He will continue bashing and belittling. Framing himself as the loyal opposition. He’s in it too far now to change course.
So the mystery deepens. Why would someone of Rush’s caliber choose to bring himself down like this? For it is obviously a choice. Sooner or later the backstory will out.
Rush just threw a bone to Trump: he doesnt look terrified!
Unbelievable.
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Just heard it...waiting to see where Rush takes this! Have a feeling he’ll turn it into a negative for Trump.
Get more than 1237...they’re lying to you when they say it’s ok to get less...
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