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I'm Not Male. I'm Not Female. Please Don't Ask Me About My Junk.
Esquire ^ | Mar 31, 2016 | Sam Escobar

Posted on 03/31/2016 1:58:34 PM PDT by detective

You'd be surprised how many people ask me about my crotch. It's a lot. I have had people ask me which "parts" I have, how they look, what I plan to do with them. I don't run around with a sign that says "ask me about my crotch," but as soon as I bring up my gender identity to certain people, all of a sudden it appears on the discussion table like a highly inappropriate Seamless order. Yes, even in New York. Yes, even among seemingly "progressive" people. And it stems from the fact that most people you meet simply do not know much about non-binary gender identities. It usually goes like this:

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; US: New York
KEYWORDS: gaystapo; genderiddisorder; homosexualagenda; mutilation; samescobar; transgender; wtmi
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To: vladimir998

I am aware there are some rare exceptions. Those people may be handled differently.


41 posted on 03/31/2016 2:13:01 PM PDT by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: detective

So this is a dude in a dress. Sorry, don’t have time for further inquiry or explanation.


42 posted on 03/31/2016 2:13:59 PM PDT by lurk
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To: Iron Munro

There is such a thing as a true hermaphrodite. Look it up.


43 posted on 03/31/2016 2:14:33 PM PDT by bella1 (We The People...Not We The Party)
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To: detective

I couldn’t care less what lies under its underwear. I can understand why some people would think this is an appropriate question, much as
“I’m pregnant “
“oh, when’s the baby due?”

This creature is screwed up in the head.


44 posted on 03/31/2016 2:15:13 PM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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To: dp0622
I’m guarding the door for my wife and if a man or a “thing” tries to get in, they can call the cops, because they’re not.

Good, God, man, please don't tell me you'd do something as serious as....grab someone's arm?!

45 posted on 03/31/2016 2:16:41 PM PDT by Sans-Culotte ('''Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small''~ Theodore Dalrymple)
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To: Tax-chick

wish could stay but cannot ... hope to return within six months


46 posted on 03/31/2016 2:17:39 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (If America Cared would a moslem cair?)
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To: no-to-illegals

Best wishes on your enterprise. Stay safe!


47 posted on 03/31/2016 2:18:05 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The world is full of wonder, but you see it only if you look." ~NicknamedBob)
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To: detective

Sam, if you keep bringing up your “anatomy” in conversations, then you’ve no cause to complain if people discuss it. Particularly if it’s in any way unusual or interesting, of course. People are social beings and usually will discuss topics you choose to bring up. It’s that simple. ( ps: I have the biggest parts in ton but I don’t go around talking about them. Teasing, yes, but there’s a point. Don’t bring up topics you don’t want to discuss!! Get it? Simple. ).


48 posted on 03/31/2016 2:18:24 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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To: Sans-Culotte

lol.

Amd it wont be like that video at all.

IT will be REALLY obvious when I do it. So will the punch that follows.


49 posted on 03/31/2016 2:19:16 PM PDT by dp0622
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To: detective
Self-obsession has been legitimized by popular political culture until only the neurotic and dysfunctional have any rights anymore. I recall a pair of young ladies parading down the sidewalk hand in hand and introducing themselves as "Hi, I'm Jane and this is Sally - we're lesbians!" "Well, that's nice," I sez, "I'm a Rotarian." They looked sort of ticked off. Maybe they guessed I'm not really a Rotarian.

I have never, and I'm fairly certain this is a categorical statement, inquired of another individual about his or her genitalia, not even in a Navy clap line, where I was only doing research, thank you very much. "Yo, so do you have a hairy hoo-hoo or a purple-headed acorn of lust?" has never passed my lips in casual conversation whatever my level of curiosity, which, truth be told, is pretty much nonexistent anyway. This is, however, one of those arenas where interest and non-interest may have equally catastrophic results in terms of legal action and outraged SJW demonstrations on my front lawn.

Politesse is therefore the order of the day. One cannot even take refuge in the nominally neutral "what the hell are you, butterbuns?" inasmuch as the addressee may find any finite answer impossibly restrictive - yes, Virginia, there is such a term as "genderfluid" for the determinedly undecided and you're a bigot if you think it's the funniest damn thing you've ever heard, much less say so. O tempora, O mores!, a Latin phrase referring to fried fish but I'm not going there.

50 posted on 03/31/2016 2:19:18 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: detective

Elementary schools want to teach the children about the New Normals. Pretty soon, you won’t be able to opt your child out of it. Meanwhile, they will sneak the ‘training’in, by whatever means necessary. Entire school districts feel they must buy into this, or chance losing thousands of dollars in federal funding.


51 posted on 03/31/2016 2:19:28 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: I want the USA back

Or “I’m starting a new job on Monday.”

“Congratulations! Where will you be working?”


52 posted on 03/31/2016 2:22:00 PM PDT by HotKat (Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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To: The people have spoken

EXCELLENT question.


53 posted on 03/31/2016 2:22:11 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: detective
And it's often misunderstood.

No wonder, since every mis-gendered person can make up their own rules for what they are or aren't, and the rest of us are just supposed to instantly understand and accept their particular proclivities, without explanation.

54 posted on 03/31/2016 2:23:42 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: Bobalu
I think in Iran they figure that if you're gay, getting a trans job will make you into a woman and then, voila, you're not gay. You're a woman attracted to men.

IOW, a surgical "cure" for homosexuality.

Not only subsidized, it's practically mandatory if you're gay and you want to keep your head on your shoulders.

Pretty sick.

55 posted on 03/31/2016 2:23:50 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical." - Yogi Berra)
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To: detective
New Question for those non-binary gender identities.

XX or XY ??

56 posted on 03/31/2016 2:26:37 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: lurk

# 42 ~ So this is a dude in a dress. Sorry, don’t have time for further inquiry or explanation. ~

I he should do opt to get a “lopitoffof me” It would require a team of very Highly-Trained microsurgeons ~ no easy procedure...


57 posted on 03/31/2016 2:27:14 PM PDT by heterosupremacist ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: detective

If a someone claims to be neither male or female then they are not human as far as I’m concerned. They can get the hell off Earth and return to whatever planet they came from.


58 posted on 03/31/2016 2:27:45 PM PDT by StormEye
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To: Billthedrill

That was a very artistic post.


59 posted on 03/31/2016 2:28:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The world is full of wonder, but you see it only if you look." ~NicknamedBob)
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To: detective

My policy is a compromise; I will only call trannies “she” if they have their male junk removed. Not that it really makes them female, but at least it shows commitment.


60 posted on 03/31/2016 2:29:13 PM PDT by Hugin (Conservatism without Nationalism is a fraud.)
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