Trump Denies Maiming Unicorn and Killing Tooth Fairy

Personal ^ | 7 Mar 16 | Xzins

[xzins]

Action photos show the tragedy and are proof of the crimes:

Injured Unicorn: Exhibit 1

Dead Tooth Fairy: Exhibit 2

Donald Trump with Gun:

WE rest our case, Yer Honor, and Call for a conviction on the evidence!

[TexasCajun]

Always nice to step back and have a good laugh.

[The_Media_never_lie]

But, he wrote a check to whomever killed the tooth fairy!

[kinsman redeemer]

Because he said, “Believe me.”

[Kartographer]

[Donglalinger]

This just in from NRO

[tumblindice]

And when he visits you, spoons go missing, the toilet lid is up and the cat is pregnant!
Meghen Smelly proved it with graphics and sworn testimonials from ungruntled viewers.

[Vendome]

The man is disgusting...

[AndyTheBear]

He’s the reason magical fantasy creatures can no longer use their magic to appear in our world! He hired some big greedy gnome corporation to make a magical barrier and got the unicorns to pay for it!

[Jim Robinson]

It’s a non-denial denial.

[RoosterRedux]

Hillarious.

[xzins]

Guilty as Danish and Evil as Chocolate!

[ziravan]

He’s softened his position on both of them. Needs that flexibility, don’t you know.

[american colleen]

umm I think that is:

if you have the picture

you must convicture

[Bryanw92]

>>He’s the reason magical fantasy creatures can no longer use their magic to appear in our world! He hired some big greedy gnome corporation to make a magical barrier and got the unicorns to pay for it!

Not just any gnomes. He hired those annoying World of Warcraft gnomes!

[xzins]

LOL. A Colleen after my own heart!

[xzins]

Is that why they can’t appear here any longer?!

I’m outraged I tell ya.

Someone wire Romney (....or should I say ‘re-wire Romney’. I think his circuits are fried...)

[dragnet2]

He threatened Telemundo at gun point in a news conference.

[kaehurowing]

Donald Trump fails to remove his used K-cups from the Keurig coffee maker, leaving it for the next person.

[xzins]

Looks like open carry to me. Does it to you?

[Trumpinator]

You can tell a genius by all the idiots ganging up against him (Jonathan Swift)