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Trump Denies Maiming Unicorn and Killing Tooth Fairy
Personal ^ | 7 Mar 16 | Xzins

Posted on 03/07/2016 12:47:48 PM PST by xzins

Action photos show the tragedy and are proof of the crimes:

Injured Unicorn: Exhibit 1

Dead Tooth Fairy: Exhibit 2

Donald Trump with Gun:

WE rest our case, Yer Honor, and Call for a conviction on the evidence!


TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: toothfairy; trump; unicorn
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To: xzins
Always nice to step back and have a good laugh.


21 posted on 03/07/2016 12:59:26 PM PST by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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To: xzins

But, he wrote a check to whomever killed the tooth fairy!


22 posted on 03/07/2016 1:00:14 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie (Ted Cruz is the man!)
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To: Mr. K

Because he said, “Believe me.”


23 posted on 03/07/2016 1:00:15 PM PST by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good.)
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To: xzins

24 posted on 03/07/2016 1:02:44 PM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: xzins
This just in from NRO


25 posted on 03/07/2016 1:04:24 PM PST by Donglalinger
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To: 20yearsofinternet

And when he visits you, spoons go missing, the toilet lid is up and the cat is pregnant!
Meghen Smelly proved it with graphics and sworn testimonials from ungruntled viewers.


26 posted on 03/07/2016 1:04:50 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: xzins

The man is disgusting...


27 posted on 03/07/2016 1:09:34 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: xzins

He’s the reason magical fantasy creatures can no longer use their magic to appear in our world! He hired some big greedy gnome corporation to make a magical barrier and got the unicorns to pay for it!


28 posted on 03/07/2016 1:10:13 PM PST by AndyTheBear
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To: xzins

It’s a non-denial denial.


29 posted on 03/07/2016 1:13:14 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to to God!)
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To: xzins

Hillarious.


30 posted on 03/07/2016 1:13:58 PM PST by RoosterRedux (When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction. - Mark Twain)
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To: Jim Robinson

Guilty as Danish and Evil as Chocolate!


31 posted on 03/07/2016 1:15:16 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
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To: xzins

He’s softened his position on both of them. Needs that flexibility, don’t you know.


32 posted on 03/07/2016 1:15:28 PM PST by ziravan (Buck the Establishment.)
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To: xzins

umm I think that is:

if you have the picture

you must convicture


33 posted on 03/07/2016 1:15:59 PM PST by american colleen
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To: AndyTheBear

>>He’s the reason magical fantasy creatures can no longer use their magic to appear in our world! He hired some big greedy gnome corporation to make a magical barrier and got the unicorns to pay for it!

Not just any gnomes. He hired those annoying World of Warcraft gnomes!


34 posted on 03/07/2016 1:16:05 PM PST by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: american colleen

LOL. A Colleen after my own heart!


35 posted on 03/07/2016 1:17:06 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
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To: AndyTheBear

Is that why they can’t appear here any longer?!

I’m outraged I tell ya.

Someone wire Romney (....or should I say ‘re-wire Romney’. I think his circuits are fried...)


36 posted on 03/07/2016 1:20:54 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
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To: xzins
He threatened Telemundo at gun point in a news conference.


37 posted on 03/07/2016 1:23:13 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Donald Trump fails to remove his used K-cups from the Keurig coffee maker, leaving it for the next person.


38 posted on 03/07/2016 1:23:15 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: dragnet2

Looks like open carry to me. Does it to you?


39 posted on 03/07/2016 1:24:41 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
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To: xzins

You can tell a genius by all the idiots ganging up against him (Jonathan Swift)


40 posted on 03/07/2016 1:25:19 PM PST by Trumpinator ("Are you Batman?" the boy asked. "I am Batman," Trump said.)
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