[Mr. K]

And eventually the money can be used as toilet paper!
See?
It all works out.

[Sacajaweau]

In the Canadian wilderness, we used those big maple leaves.

Venezuela...Hope they have only Pine trees.

[Iron Munro]

They can all become muslims and just use their hand.

[Twinkie]

If I don’t have enough toilet paper, I’m poor. - I’ve used
corncobs for toilet paper in my life; but I prefer
Charmin.

[thorvaldr]

Feel the Bern

[Gaffer]

They can use their fingers just like Muslims do. You know that august group of scientists, academicians, benevolent rulers and citizenry who have richly contributed to this world’s collective advancement? Obama said so.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The REAL white gold. TP.

I keep cases and cases of it in my preps. It is also great for barter. Paper towels too. They will be indispensable after...you know.

[Slyfox]

The Venezuelan government just sent off 1.3 billion in gold to pay their debt.

That coulda bought lots of toilet paper.

[eyeamok]

I can’t wait to see how Trump uses the Utopian Socialist Paradise of Venezuela against t5he Socialist’s Bernie and Hillary

[Eccl 10:2]

"Socialism works until you run out of toilet paper."

[freedomlover]

[Army Air Corps]

Crap Happens.

[Delta 21]

I guess they will just have to convert to Islam and start wiping their ass with their bare hand.

[The Toll]

Sean Penn should refuse to wipe in solidarity. He helped bring this about. Where is he?

[Sacajaweau]

At one of our camps, there was an outhouse. There was a basket of leaves in lieu of TP. Totally biodegradable.

[headsonpikes]

Cue the true believers:

“Under true socialism, there will be no shit.”

[Redmen4ever]

Why do they need toilet paper? They’ve run out of food.

[Lou L]

So I bet if you asked Bernie about a toilet paper shortage, this is what he'd say:

He's already given some indication of what he'd say. Didn't he previously complain about there being too many different deodorants or shampoos? This is pure socialist-think. Rather than allow the market to decide, some government official sticks their nose in and decides off-the-cuff, "there's too many of this...no one needs that many choices! We could direct those resources elsewhere!"

And so it begins...

[bgill]

Back in the 70s, Russia made toothbrushes but forgot to make toothpaste.

[utford]

I can imagine Bernie (if he were in charge) complaining about the number of choices of toilet paper (like he did for deodorants) - until we get to the place where we don’t have any