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Bubba Needs to Become the New Bubble Boy
Freep | 1/19/2016 | CharlesOConnell

Posted on 01/18/2016 5:58:52 AM PST by CharlesOConnell

Linda Tripp, Monica Lewinsky's phone confidante, presumably is in a position to know when she claims Bubba has had "affairs" with thousands of women.

Our professional Secret Service Agents need their own resident, Centers for Disease Control infection control officer to protect them from Bubba.

When you have sex with someone, you are having sex with everyone they have had sex with for the last tenyears, and everyone they and their partners have had sex with for the last ten years. - Surgeon General C. Everett Koop MD

The formula for the Secret Service's epidemilogical exposure risk from Bubba, where, say, 1,000 is an arbitrary estimate for Bubba's personal infection exposure, two raised to the 1,000 power minus 1. On a calculator, multiply 2 by itself 1,000 times, subtract 1. Or in Exel, =(2^1000)-1. The number is so high, Excel will only express it in scientific notation as 1.0715E+301.

The following is only a list of the categories of sexually transmitted diseases Bubby might be exposing his Secret Service Agents to, you'd have to drill down into them to get the actual disease names. I've heard that it numbers more than 48, since the Pill was introduced to liberate us from our old hangups.



TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bubba; hillary; linda; monica

1 posted on 01/18/2016 5:58:53 AM PST by CharlesOConnell
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To: CharlesOConnell

LOL! Bubba is the gift that keeps on giving.


2 posted on 01/18/2016 6:06:23 AM PST by elcid1970 (a)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Erections have consequences........................


3 posted on 01/18/2016 6:16:46 AM PST by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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To: CharlesOConnell

I am coming back!

4 posted on 01/18/2016 6:18:22 AM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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To: elcid1970
I'll take this opportunity to go on record about something that some folks around here get too excited about...and that's the death of a "celebrity".

I have been so disgusted with Bill Clinton over the last 30 years or so, so much so, that when he dies, if I outlive him, I will dance on his grave, I will shout joy to the heavens, I will go out of my way to denigrate him on any thread that offers even the least of sympathetic murmurings about his death.

There are those that will say: "Oh, we should be bigger than that."

Okay...you be bigger than that for me, right?

I hate the old bastard as much or more, possibly, than I do obama.

There will be no RIP from this corner when the piece of human excrement dies.

5 posted on 01/18/2016 6:28:16 AM PST by OldSmaj (Nearly 8 years of obamafail. How much more must we endure? It is not too late for impeachment!)
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To: OldSmaj

Just remember that HATE destroy’s the hated as well as the hater! Amen.


6 posted on 01/18/2016 6:38:58 AM PST by gakrak (�If you put the Fed Gov in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of san)
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To: gakrak

but some hate can be justified... and therapeutic.

bill is probably in the final stages of some syphillitic event that will end his life in time to save hillary from prison...

bill will never see it coming.


7 posted on 01/18/2016 6:44:29 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: OldSmaj

My opinion of Bubba hit rock bottom when I learned he was a proud draft dodger. Can’t go any lower than that.

Somebody died in his place in Vietnam.


8 posted on 01/18/2016 6:45:51 AM PST by elcid1970 (a)
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To: CharlesOConnell

I toured the Clinton Presidential Center in Little Rock last year. Maybe I better get checked.


9 posted on 01/18/2016 6:52:09 AM PST by nascarnation
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To: OldSmaj

I shudder to think of the memorials, tv shows, and national holidays when Bubba, Hillary, and Barry Soetoro pass away.


10 posted on 01/18/2016 6:56:30 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: nascarnation

Was there enough parking available at the trailer park?


11 posted on 01/18/2016 6:57:22 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: Resolute Conservative

LOL it’s a beautiful place, you can tell ole BJ really tapped his supporters for huge money. The shape of the building is weird but it’s full deluxe inside and the setting on the river is really nice.

According to the docents, ole BJ spends a lot of time there on the top floor living quarters (not accessible to the public of course). They fund trips with lots of buses of school kids from around the country to visit and learn what a great POTUS ole BJ really was.


12 posted on 01/18/2016 7:02:17 AM PST by nascarnation
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To: CharlesOConnell

Was that tall one in the black dress born a woman? Just askin'.

13 posted on 01/18/2016 7:30:47 AM PST by Albion Wilde ("We need someone to lead us back to the standard of excellence we once epitomized." --Donald Trump)
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To: Resolute Conservative
Last night I entertained myself by re-reading one of my favorite sermons: Sinners in the Hand of an Angry God by Jonathan Edwards.

It is a terrifying look at the fragility of life, and the extreme danger that unconverted men and women live in without even realizing it.

14 posted on 01/18/2016 7:39:35 AM PST by jimbug
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